Sunday, March 30, 2025

Education vs wisdom: volcano edition

TWO people standing near a volcano. One says, , “look, a Lahar!” The other says, “what?” The first one says, “ A lahar ( /ˈlɑːhɑːr/, from Javanese: ꦭꦲꦂ) is a violent type of mudflow or debris flow composed of a slurry of pyroclastic material, rocky debris and wate-“ as the other person is running away and the lava pours towards them. In the last scene the entire area is just cover3 in lava and mud. There is no one to be seen.

 

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Friday, March 21, 2025

Left hand right hand

A person is eating dinner, the right hand says to the left hand, “some days I have no idea what you’re doing.” The left hand replies, “same.”

 

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hammer looking for a nail

A hammerhead shark hu ting underwater. A small fish, shamed like a nail, is fleeing in terror,

 

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Tuesday, March 11, 2025

What seems to be the problem?


 

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Sunday, February 16, 2025

Headstand

Two people walking in the park wearing athletic clothing and one carrying a yoga mat. His face is just blank skin, and all his features are crowded on top of his skull. The other person says, “how long were you in that headstand?”

 

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Saturday, February 01, 2025

Mantis fate

Two praying mantis talking. One has his tongue hanging out and is staring off screen. The other says, “Buddy! No! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!” The other one says “ don’t care.”

 

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Sunday, January 26, 2025

Vows

A couple getting married. The minister says, “To be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking again and again…”
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Monday, January 20, 2025

Icebreaker

King Arthur AB’s The nights around the round table. The King asks, “shall we start with an icebreaker?”

 

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Saturday, January 11, 2025

Sunglasses: 4 Levels of Cool

Four images of sunglasses and how cool they are. Movie Star - glamorous audrey hepburn type in huge hat, peering over her sunglases (10.0), Musician (rocker woman with big hair and electric guitar, wearing red and black leather) (9.7), Random Teen (sweetfaced girl with long hair, chatting into her bluetooth (6.7), You (shows frumpy older woman peering at her distorted reflection in the window of a parked car (0.0)

 

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Saturday, January 04, 2025

Mobius Underwear

old guy is putting on underwear and the leg holes are all twisted so he's not sure where to put his foot
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