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Sunday, August 21, 2022

Do Sharks Have a 30-Second Rule?

two sharks in the deep blue ocean. one has a human foot sticking out of its mouth. the other shark says, "Don't eat that. You have no idea where it's been!"

 

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Labels: death, dirty, eating, food, foot, ocean, sea, shark, water

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Interview with a Mayfly

business setting. Mayfly sitting in an office chair. person behind desk writing in folder, says, "So, Ms. Mayfly, where do you see yourself in five years?"

 

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Labels: day, death, Human Resources, insect, interview, job, mayfly, office, wheelchair

Tuesday, August 09, 2022

Interview with a Caterpillar

a woman in a wheelchair is interviewing a large black and yellow caterpillar in a business office in a high-rise building. the caterpillar stares at her as she asks, "To tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

 

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Labels: achievement, annual, annual review, butterfly, caterpillar, chrysalis, future, interview, journalist, metamorphosis, plan, review

Saturday, August 06, 2022

Land Shark

a rocky asteroid in deep space. astronauts have landed and are reading an engraved sign on a boulder. the plain behind them is littered with smaller boulders, rocks, pebbles, scree. one astronaut holds up a device to the sign, and says, "wait, ok, i've got it. it says, 'beware...land...shark.'" a triangle that could be a rock but isn't is cuttin across the surface of the ground towards them.

 

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Labels: astronaut, danger, planet, shark, sign, space, spaceship, stone, travel, wasteland
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  • neutral
  • new year
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  • newspaper
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  • nice
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  • once upon a time
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  • painting
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  • paleo
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  • palmistry
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  • pandemic
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  • paperclip
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  • parsley
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  • password
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  • peace
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  • pee
  • pen
  • pencil
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  • pens
  • people
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  • persuasion
  • pessimist
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  • pet
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  • phantasms
  • phantoms
  • philosophy
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  • phone
  • photo
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  • pickup line
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  • pillory
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  • poem
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  • resentment. complex
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  • St. John
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  • stupid. monalisa
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  • synergy
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  • T-Rex
  • t.v.
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  • taxonom
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  • teacher
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  • tech
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  • teddy bear
  • teen
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  • tennis
  • tentacles
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  • thankful
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  • theater
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  • think
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  • tile
  • time
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  • tortilla
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  • tower
  • town
  • toys
  • tradition
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  • trafficking
  • trans
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  • translation
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  • trash
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  • traveler
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  • treadmill
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  • trolls
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  • undead
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  • united nations
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  • useless
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  • vampire
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  • vegan
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  • vendors
  • vertical
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  • walk
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  • writer's block
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