Showing posts with label desert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label desert. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2026

Desert Island where something is a little off

a skinny castaway sits on a tiny desert island talking to an enormous snowman. he says "Do you ever feel like something is...a little off?"

 

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Monday, February 16, 2026

Desert Island Email

a desert island with one tall tree and two ragged sunburned castaways. they lean resignedly against the tree. one says, "on the bright side, at least we don't have to keep checking our emails."

 

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Monday, January 05, 2026

Rush Hour in the Desert

One fine day in the desert, a slew of carpets flying by in a dense stream, bearing people chatting, shouting, cussing. (why don't they spread out a bit? maybe there are strict no-fly zones?)

 

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Sunday, November 16, 2025

Aubusson Carpet

lady floating on a fancy hand-knotted carpet over the desert. the back of the carpet bears a sign reading, "my other rug is an Aubusson"

 

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Friday, June 21, 2024

One Fine Solstice at the Equator


 

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Sunday, July 24, 2022

Bonsai Desert Island

a castaway in ragged clothing sits sulking on a small desert island in the middle of a huge blue-purple sea sparkling with sunlight. a palm tree casts shade. but it's a bonsaid palm tree - only a few centimeters high.

 

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Thursday, December 31, 2020

New Year on Desert Island

a lonely desåert island in the middle of the ocean. two castaways in ragged clothing flinge their hands joyously in the air and say, "This year, I resolve to give up smoking!" and "And I resolve to lose 15 pounds!"


 

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Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Desert Island Joke 2020

A castaway on a tiny deser island looks up at a giant ship that is passing by. Three sailors lean over the railing looking down at her. The sailors are all wearing face masks. the captain shouts, " Believe us, you're better off there."

 

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Friday, June 12, 2020

The Easy Form



the Easy Form
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Sunday, November 24, 2019

Desert Writing Workshop

A tiny raincloud pours rain down on a group of people seated in the middle of the desert. the leader says "Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on Irony."

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

One Fine Day in the Desert

man crawling through the desert, comes to a traffic sign: yield to roundabout

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Saturday, December 24, 2016

Santa's Present

Santa comes to everyone, even the man lost in the desert, who receives a watch for christmas.

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Friday, September 02, 2016

Manna From Heaven

"Don't feed them! It just makes them dependent."

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