Showing posts with label water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label water. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2026

Desert Island Email

a desert island with one tall tree and two ragged sunburned castaways. they lean resignedly against the tree. one says, "on the bright side, at least we don't have to keep checking our emails."

 

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Sunday, August 17, 2025

Traffic Cones Coffee Break

four orange traffic cones are in a workroom drinking coffee and water. one holds a clipboard and says "Jones, you're on I-95 all week." Jones says, "ok, boss, just don't put me in a zipper lane." The boss continues, "powell, you'll be out at the Driver Education lot since Dempsey got run over." Powell turns very pale, and a fourth cone leans over and says, "Calm down, no one goes over four miles an hour there."

 

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Monday, July 10, 2023

Shark and Diver

underwater, the vase blue ocean. a lone diver meets a lone shark. both think, "uh-oh!"

 

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Sunday, November 13, 2022

"Glow" 18

single page of graphic novel shows vilnius underwater, heavy rain, rising floods, people using a dresser as a boat, the belltower reflecting off the lake of floodwaters, and our protagonist slogging through rain and mud and floods, thinking about the glowing object she found and lost. ends with a birds-eye view long shot of vilnius under a direct rainshower, everything is blurred and pastel colored, and the river gleams silver as it courses through the forest and town.
page 18 of Glow


 "Glow" - page 18 of a 24-page graphic story.

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Sunday, August 21, 2022

Do Sharks Have a 30-Second Rule?

two sharks in the deep blue ocean. one has a human foot sticking out of its mouth. the other shark says, "Don't eat that. You have no idea where it's been!"

 

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Monday, June 20, 2022

Solstice 2022

deep in a dark trench in the ocean, a lantern fish yells "Happy solstice, everyone!" the others roll their eyes. the chambered nautilus says, "Oy veh, here we go again." the whiplash squid says, "so embarrassing" the hadal snailfish says, "She does this every 182 days." the dinnerplate jellyfish says, "What's a day?"

 

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Green Dog Cafe: Juneteenth 2022


 

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Sunday, June 05, 2022

Kakao Karten - Artist Trading Cards 1-8 or maybe 1-9

https://www.kakao-karten.de/benutzer/19542/galerie










 

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Saturday, January 09, 2021

Pineapple Skating

a winter landscape, frozen pond, people skating on it. sliding towards us, out of control, is a big pineapple in skates and red trousers, sliding on its back, yelling. one of the onlookers asks another, "Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

 

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Sunday, January 29, 2017

See the Future!

Fortune-teller says to client: "You'll do laundry, you'll drink water, oh and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

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Sunday, November 06, 2016

Rapunzel's Plumber

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel." says the plumber, extracting from her shower drain the world's largest hairball.

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Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Walkies: or the Amazing Inverse Relationship of Water

Walkies: or the Amazing Inverse Relationship of Water: when they go out the dog pees and the man drinnks. when they return, it's the opposite.
Walkies: or the Amazing Inverse Relationship of Water
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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Green Dog 81-90

Anemophobia
Anemophobia

Cooker Hood
Cooker Hood

Billie Holiday's "All of Me"
Billie Holiday's "All of Me"
 
Water Filtered
Water

Window Cleaner
Window Cleaner

Wromething's Song!
Wromething's Song!

Hip Talk, plaid pants
Hip Talk

Mousetrap
Mousetrap

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