Showing posts with label tree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tree. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2026

Desert Island Email

a desert island with one tall tree and two ragged sunburned castaways. they lean resignedly against the tree. one says, "on the bright side, at least we don't have to keep checking our emails."

 

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Wednesday, October 01, 2025

Birdwatching with Poe

two men are wandering (one in a wheelchair) through the city and over the downs. one is in a wheelchair, and carries binoculars and a notebook he writes in. the other is dressed in black 19th century morning suit, and has a black mustache and broad forehead. the happy looking guy with the binoculars points at a yellow bird in a hedge and says, "Goldfinch!" Poe says, "Raven." The first guy makes a note in his notebook as a bird flies overhead, and he says, "Purple martin!" Poe says, "Raven." The first guy looks up at a tree and says, "Bluejay!" Poe says "Raven." The first guy looks at a large black bird which is sitting on the grass watching them. the guy says "Raven!" Poe says, "crow."

 

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Saturday, July 08, 2023

Death by Statistics

a small plane calling Mayday falls towards a swimmer being bitten by a shark while a coconut falls on their head and a car drives into them.

 

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Sunday, July 24, 2022

Bonsai Desert Island

a castaway in ragged clothing sits sulking on a small desert island in the middle of a huge blue-purple sea sparkling with sunlight. a palm tree casts shade. but it's a bonsaid palm tree - only a few centimeters high.

 

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Thursday, December 31, 2020

New Year on Desert Island

a lonely desåert island in the middle of the ocean. two castaways in ragged clothing flinge their hands joyously in the air and say, "This year, I resolve to give up smoking!" and "And I resolve to lose 15 pounds!"


 

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Friday, December 25, 2020

Green Dog Christmas: Earl and Ella Exchange Gifts

Frame 1: Earl the English Bulldog and Ella the Persian Cat sitting on a fluffy rug by the Christmas Tree. Earl gives Ella an orange box with a yellow ribbon, and says, “Merry Christmas, Ella.” Frame 2: Ella opens and stares inside the box. “A bone.” she says. Frame 3: Earl says, “Well, you never use the stuff i give you, so i got you what i like.” and Ella says, “Yeah? Well YOU always exchange whatever i give you!” and she hands a small white package wrapped in red ribbon to him. Frame 4: earl opens his gift, and sees it filled with green herbs. “You gave me catnip?” he says. “Fine, be that way,” says Ella. “Gimme.” and she holds out the bone and her open paw to take the catnip.

 

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Sunday, December 20, 2020

City: Holiday Lights

Frame 1: Justus, Sebastien, and May are decorating the holiday tree. Sebastian strikes a match to light a fat three-wick candle. Justus says, “No candles. they emit toxins.” Frame 2: Sebastien holds up a tea light, and asks, “How about battery candles?” And Justus says, “Plastic trash, and batteries that leak acid.” May walks past sucking on a huge candy cane. Frame 3: Sebastien holds up a string of colored lights, and says “Electric lights?” and Justus replies, “burning fossil fuels? are you Serious?” Frame 4: May is sitting on the sofa alone, with her teddy bear, finishing her candy cane. Offstage Sebastien asks, “glow in the dark stuff?” and Justus says “radiation!” Frame 5: Eddie enters from outside. Sebastien, May, and Justus are all sitting on the sofa in the dark. Eddie says “What on earth are you doing?” and Sebastien replies, “celebrating the festival of lights.”

 

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Sunday, May 28, 2017

Curtain

a city scene of apartment building with windows, plants, trees, awnings, and one very long set of sheers drifting out of a window.
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Friday, December 23, 2016

Green Dog Christmas

Holiday Safety
Holiday Safety

Coffee Christmas Tree
Coffee Christmas Tree

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Saturday, December 17, 2016

Christmas with the Sock Puppet Family


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