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Showing posts with label man. Show all posts

Friday, May 08, 2026

Cartoon Convention

a large gathering of cartoon characters socializes on a nicely decorated patio, all holding drinks and chatting in small groups. one group has a skinny sunburned fellow who says "Desert island, you?" and a man in business clothing says "Man walks into a bar" while a shark says "shark week". and a woman in a red bathing suit with a large bite out of her leg says with a grin "cool! I'm sharks too!" nearby a cat in suspenders says "Anthropomorphics." next to her is a cat in a trenchcoat and fedora, smoking a pipe. facing them is a dog sitting on the ground with a doggie dish full of wine, and this dog replies, "oh, right. you're the ones who wear clothes." elsewhere a man and woman strangle and hit each other with a frying pan while both saying "Husband-wife cartoons," to a man with no mouth who holds a sign reading "no text." at the bottom in italic serif text it reads, “they cut our budget for speech balloons. all we have now is captions.” “Who said that?” “I dunno.” “Not me.”

 

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Saturday, January 04, 2025

Mobius Underwear

old guy is putting on underwear and the leg holes are all twisted so he's not sure where to put his foot
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Sunday, February 25, 2018

Achiever

an illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second.

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Friday, February 23, 2018

Pockets…and legs

A beautiful woman passes the sidewalk cafe. She's wearing a khaki shirt and denim miniskirt, with pockets on both. A couple watches her. He's thinking "nice legs!" She's thinking: "Nice pockets!"

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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Zombie Valentine 2018

what happens when a guy cruises a zombie.

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Sunday, August 06, 2017

Dress for Success


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Friday, October 07, 2016

Boogeyman Blues


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Friday, June 10, 2016

The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation

The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation
The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation
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Saturday, June 04, 2016

I Am A Racist: Another Odd Conversation

I Am A Racist: Another Odd Conversation
I Am A Racist: Another Odd Conversation
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Thursday, June 02, 2016

Pan Duro: An Odd Conversation in Punta Carretas


Pan Duro is Spanish for stale bread, literally and perhaps in this case, metaphorically.

Pan Duro: An Odd Conversation in Punta Carretas
Pan Duro: An Odd Conversation in Punta Carretas
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Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Walkies: or the Amazing Inverse Relationship of Water

Walkies: or the Amazing Inverse Relationship of Water: when they go out the dog pees and the man drinnks. when they return, it's the opposite.
Walkies: or the Amazing Inverse Relationship of Water
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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Company Picnic - a young man's perspective on diversity

a young man' perspective on diversity

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