Friday, July 04, 2025

4 Employee Evaluations (to watch out for)


 

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Tuesday, July 01, 2025

4 Exotic Foods to Try - What Will You Make?



 

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Thursday, June 26, 2025

Gravity

a man on a sidewalk, holding groceries. he's looking up at a woman floating a few feet off the ground, who says "I gave up gravity last month."

 

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Monday, June 23, 2025

Beet 4: Look where you're going

Beet and Frankie the Hotdog walk down the street. Beet is texting on a cellphone. Frankie says "look where you're going, Beet." Beet says, "just a sec" and keeps going. Frankie says, "I'm serious, look where you're going." Beet says, "Yup" and keeps walking and texting. Beet walks straight into a lightpole and falls down. A passing carrot (our walking its pet peapod) stops in shock. Frankie keeps walking, and says, "not my beet."


 

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Saturday, June 21, 2025

Work and vacation talk


What do you talk about? Two panels. First panel shows an office with people talking about vacation, second panel shows a beach with people playing ball and swimming but only talking about work,


 

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Thursday, April 24, 2025

Beet 3: Frankie the Hotdog Returns

Beet is sitting on a park bench in the early morning. Frankie the hotdog walks up with a cane, leg cast, and head bandages, and says "Hi, Beet." Beet, startled, says "Frankie! i thought a cat ate you!" Frankie says, "Oh, i'm fine. I'm tofu. The cat didn't like me much." Frankie opens a thermos and pours coffee for them, while beet says, "They do say tofu is good for you." Frankie replies, "for me it sure is!" and they toast their coffee cups and laugh.

 

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Saturday, April 19, 2025

Beet 2: Beets are healthy

Beet is walking down the street, saying "We beets are soooo healthy!" it stops suddenly, looks strange, then tips its head back saying "aaa aaa aaaah". then it sneezes an enormous sneeze. Beet juice goes everywhere. Then Beet is standing in a puddle of red beet juice, horrified onlookers staring. then Beet says, as the ambulance rushes up, "if a little scary looking."

 

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Sunday, April 13, 2025

Beet 1: Do you like me?

a beet is walking despondently along the sidewalk and meets a hot dog who says, "hi beet." "Hi Frankie" says the beet, looking sad. "what's wrong?" asks Frankie. "No one likes me," says Beet. "have you-" Frankie starts to say, when a cat leaps over the wall. Beet gasps as the cat grabs Frankie and leaps back up onto the wall. As the cat chews on Frankie, Beet thinks, "Maybe it's ok not being liked."

 

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Sunday, March 30, 2025

Education vs wisdom: volcano edition

TWO people standing near a volcano. One says, , “look, a Lahar!” The other says, “what?” The first one says, “ A lahar ( /ˈlɑːhɑːr/, from Javanese: ꦭꦲꦂ) is a violent type of mudflow or debris flow composed of a slurry of pyroclastic material, rocky debris and wate-“ as the other person is running away and the lava pours towards them. In the last scene the entire area is just cover3 in lava and mud. There is no one to be seen.

 

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Friday, March 21, 2025

Left hand right hand

A person is eating dinner, the right hand says to the left hand, “some days I have no idea what you’re doing.” The left hand replies, “same.”

 

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hammer looking for a nail

A hammerhead shark hu ting underwater. A small fish, shamed like a nail, is fleeing in terror,

 

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Tuesday, March 11, 2025

What seems to be the problem?


 

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Sunday, February 16, 2025

Headstand

Two people walking in the park wearing athletic clothing and one carrying a yoga mat. His face is just blank skin, and all his features are crowded on top of his skull. The other person says, “how long were you in that headstand?”

 

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Saturday, February 01, 2025

Mantis fate

Two praying mantis talking. One has his tongue hanging out and is staring off screen. The other says, “Buddy! No! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!” The other one says “ don’t care.”

 

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Sunday, January 26, 2025

Vows

A couple getting married. The minister says, “To be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking again and again…”
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Monday, January 20, 2025

Icebreaker

King Arthur AB’s The nights around the round table. The King asks, “shall we start with an icebreaker?”

 

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Saturday, January 11, 2025

Sunglasses: 4 Levels of Cool

Four images of sunglasses and how cool they are. Movie Star - glamorous audrey hepburn type in huge hat, peering over her sunglases (10.0), Musician (rocker woman with big hair and electric guitar, wearing red and black leather) (9.7), Random Teen (sweetfaced girl with long hair, chatting into her bluetooth (6.7), You (shows frumpy older woman peering at her distorted reflection in the window of a parked car (0.0)

 

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Saturday, January 04, 2025

Mobius Underwear

old guy is putting on underwear and the leg holes are all twisted so he's not sure where to put his foot
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Sunday, November 24, 2024

Rainbow wants a break

A Rainbow is sitting in a dark bar contemplating a mug. A woman sitting on the next stool smoking and drinking listens as the rainbow says , sometimes I just want a break from being me.”


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Saturday, November 16, 2024

Fortune tellers


 

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