Sunday, December 03, 2023

Gluten-Free Baby Jesus

Manger scene, donkey chewing hay and watching as three holy men offering gifts to Mary who holds the Christ Child in her lap. She says, "Thank you. Is it gluten-free?"

 

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Sunday, November 19, 2023

Thanksgiving 2023

guests arriving for thanksgiving dinner. when you ask someone to put the tablecloth on the table, specify that they put it on the table BEFORE the food...

 be careful what you ask for...

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Saturday, November 11, 2023

The Useless Guide to Forest Berries

6 different drawings of red berries on green leaves = all indistinguishable from each other. Holly berry (Poisonous), Lingonberry (edible), Mistletoe (poisonous), Silver buffalo berry (edible), Bunchberries (edible), yew berry (poisonous)

 

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Saturday, September 30, 2023

4 Meanings of the Equinox


 

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Sunday, September 24, 2023

Equinox Goals

3 pagans meditating in a twilit forest. one thinks, "Harmony" and another things "Peace" and the third is peeking in the picnic basket thinking "Snacks"

 

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Saturday, July 29, 2023

Moving-Day Fantasy

a woman kneeling on the floor, taping a carton shut. she is surrounded by hundreds of boxes, all labeled "stuff" - a thought balloon shows her imagining running blissfully through wide open space with a hobo stick over her shoulder, a hankie tied around a small bundle of her things"

 

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Saturday, July 22, 2023

Pregnant? Four Responses to Unsolicited Advice (and Uninvited Frisking) from (Im)perfect Strangers

Four panels, each one showing a different pregnant woman responding to a person's comment. 1)You should watch what you eat. answer: you need to diet a little yourself. 2. you should cut out sugar. answer: and you should lay off the caffeine. 3)do you have stretch marks? answer: do you? 4)a man pats her tummy and says "I want to feel it kick" and she puts her hand on his butt and says "lemme feel them buns move!"

 

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