Showing posts with label student. Show all posts
Showing posts with label student. Show all posts

Sunday, November 23, 2025

of Ships and Students

a vast ship is bearing down on a tiny rowboat. the boater paddles furiously. huge letters on the ship read "Please be patient: Student Driver"

 

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Monday, May 18, 2020

4 Things Yogis Worry About


Yogi #1: thinking "please don't say it in sanskrit, please don't say it in sa-" and the teacher says "Dho mukha svanasana." Yogi #2: doing the back bend Camel Pose, thinking, "What if i can't get back up?" Yogi #3 speaking for several people in class who are all examining different bits of their bodies, "Teacher? We don't actually know what a sacrum is." Yogi #4: doing a downward dog pose, thinking "This" (is what we worry about) as a tiny fart escapes.
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Friday, May 15, 2020

Yoga Half-Moon Pose


Yoga studio. all the students are doing half-moon pose, which means touching the ground with one hand, standing on one leg, the other leg and arm high in the air. one student's tight yoga pants have just ripped at the seat, revealing lacy teal underwear, and she's blushing bright red as the teacher yells "I said HALFmoon pose, not full moon!" yes....an underwear joke. what can i say? i'm in lockdown and no one can stop me from drawing underwear jokes.
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

4 Great Ways to Fail

1. you knew too little. 2. You knew too much. 3. You didn't pay attention. 4. You paid. (FBI arresting a college student)

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Friday, September 23, 2016

Truancy Prevention

Teacher to empty classroom: "Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Parent-Teacher Conference



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