Showing posts with label ocean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ocean. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2026

Desert Island where something is a little off

a skinny castaway sits on a tiny desert island talking to an enormous snowman. he says "Do you ever feel like something is...a little off?"

 

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Monday, February 16, 2026

Desert Island Email

a desert island with one tall tree and two ragged sunburned castaways. they lean resignedly against the tree. one says, "on the bright side, at least we don't have to keep checking our emails."

 

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Sunday, November 23, 2025

of Ships and Students

a vast ship is bearing down on a tiny rowboat. the boater paddles furiously. huge letters on the ship read "Please be patient: Student Driver"

 

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Friday, August 08, 2025

Shark Half-Fortnight 2025: Confessions of a Chain Catshark

three little chain catsharks and slumped on the floor of the sea, glowing gently. one says, "i just don't feel like glowing today." another one says, "m-hm."

 

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Friday, August 01, 2025

Shark Half-Fortnight 2025: Goblin shark

A snake mackerel is swimming next to a goblin shark. Both are benthopelagic creatures. The title reads, “even the fierce and fascinating goblin shark has insecurity”. The snake mackerel asks “what’s wrong?” And the shark replies “Wikipedia says I’m flabby.”

 

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Friday, July 25, 2025

Shark Half-Fortnight 2025: Happy Shark Birthday

a happy little yellow fish is talking to a big shark with a striped cone-shaped birthday hat on its fin. the little fish says, "Happy birthday! thanks for having me for dinner!"

 

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Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Shark Half-Fortnight 2025: Pondicherry Shark

a Pondicherry shark is angrily poking needles into a human-shaped vudu doll

 

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Sunday, July 20, 2025

Shark Half-Fortnight 2025: a sketchy shark

two sharks are looking at another one swimming by in the distance. it is drawn very simply, and looks like a stick figure version of a shark. one of the two nearby sharks says, "i just don't trust that guy."

 

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hammer looking for a nail

A hammerhead shark hu ting underwater. A small fish, shamed like a nail, is fleeing in terror,

 

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Friday, June 21, 2024

One Fine Solstice at the Equator


 

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Thursday, July 13, 2023

Shark Pinata

Undersea, a group of sharks wearing colorful party hats on their dorsal fins. one is holding a diver by the air hose, and the shark says,"Happy Birthday!" One of the other sharks says, "Hurray! You brought the Pinata!"

 

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Monday, July 10, 2023

Shark and Diver

underwater, the vase blue ocean. a lone diver meets a lone shark. both think, "uh-oh!"

 

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Saturday, July 08, 2023

Death by Statistics

a small plane calling Mayday falls towards a swimmer being bitten by a shark while a coconut falls on their head and a car drives into them.

 

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Sunday, August 21, 2022

Do Sharks Have a 30-Second Rule?

two sharks in the deep blue ocean. one has a human foot sticking out of its mouth. the other shark says, "Don't eat that. You have no idea where it's been!"

 

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Sunday, July 24, 2022

Bonsai Desert Island

a castaway in ragged clothing sits sulking on a small desert island in the middle of a huge blue-purple sea sparkling with sunlight. a palm tree casts shade. but it's a bonsaid palm tree - only a few centimeters high.

 

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Friday, June 24, 2022

Underwater Hotel

big deep blue ocean. a humongous fish or shark drifts along with its toothy mouth wide open. two tiny fish swim towards it. one says, "it's been a long trip and i'm tired. let's just stay at the first place that's open." the other fish swims into the maw, saying, "How about here?"

 

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Monday, June 20, 2022

Solstice 2022

deep in a dark trench in the ocean, a lantern fish yells "Happy solstice, everyone!" the others roll their eyes. the chambered nautilus says, "Oy veh, here we go again." the whiplash squid says, "so embarrassing" the hadal snailfish says, "She does this every 182 days." the dinnerplate jellyfish says, "What's a day?"

 

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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

I miss the snow

A young woman in a white bikini lounges on a beach near a palm tree. the sun shines. she speaks on the cellphone: "Hi mom, sigh....I miss december in the northern hemisphere." Frame 2: mom, bundled in layers and an earflap wooly hat, hipdeep in snow, stops shoveling to take the call, and says, "there, there, you poor dear."

 

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Thursday, December 31, 2020

New Year on Desert Island

a lonely desåert island in the middle of the ocean. two castaways in ragged clothing flinge their hands joyously in the air and say, "This year, I resolve to give up smoking!" and "And I resolve to lose 15 pounds!"


 

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Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Desert Island Joke 2020

A castaway on a tiny deser island looks up at a giant ship that is passing by. Three sailors lean over the railing looking down at her. The sailors are all wearing face masks. the captain shouts, " Believe us, you're better off there."

 

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