Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Beet 3: Frankie the Hotdog Returns

Beet is sitting on a park bench in the early morning. Frankie the hotdog walks up with a cane, leg cast, and head bandages, and says "Hi, Beet." Beet, startled, says "Frankie! i thought a cat ate you!" Frankie says, "Oh, i'm fine. I'm tofu. The cat didn't like me much." Frankie opens a thermos and pours coffee for them, while beet says, "They do say tofu is good for you." Frankie replies, "for me it sure is!" and they toast their coffee cups and laugh.

 

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Saturday, April 19, 2025

Beet 2: Beets are healthy

Beet is walking down the street, saying "We beets are soooo healthy!" it stops suddenly, looks strange, then tips its head back saying "aaa aaa aaaah". then it sneezes an enormous sneeze. Beet juice goes everywhere. Then Beet is standing in a puddle of red beet juice, horrified onlookers staring. then Beet says, as the ambulance rushes up, "if a little scary looking."

 

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Sunday, January 28, 2024

crutch life

don't think i ever posted this one...so for the record: 



 

 

here's part of a public health poster i did for a clinic ten years ago.  suddenly i have a much better idea of how to draw canadian crutches....also, that going out in the rain with a cast is not advisable.  live and learn!

 

 
the Tero is the national bird of uruguay.  (not sure if that's official but they're quite common)
i believe it is also called the southern lapwing.  they're incredibly cute.

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Friday, July 02, 2021

Zombie Secretary: Junk Food

Begonia, and her sister Petunia and another friend are walking around. Everyone is wearing masks but one guy drinking a big gulp. Begonia heads towards him, moaning, "Grrr....brains...". Petunia calls, "Begonia! Wait! He's not wearing a mask. His brain may be diseased." the friend asks, "yeah, isn't eating diseased brains bad for you?" Begonia looks up from where she is kneeling by the felled man, who is begging weakly for help. Begonia says, "you like cheetos, right?" Petunia says, "Sure, everyone likes junk food." the friend says, "And I love Ding-Dongs!" And Begonia says "So do I." and goes back to eating the guy's brains.

 

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Saturday, April 24, 2021

PSA Covid19 posters

Anti COVID-19 posters! high-res copies available upon request. 




 

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Thursday, December 31, 2020

New Year on Desert Island

a lonely desåert island in the middle of the ocean. two castaways in ragged clothing flinge their hands joyously in the air and say, "This year, I resolve to give up smoking!" and "And I resolve to lose 15 pounds!"


 

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Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Quarantoons: 4 Activities to Balance your Health

four images. first: Woman doing pushups, cats supervising her, she's swearting. labeled Push-ups. Second: skinny guy in his tighty-whities trying to do a chin-up while his dog barks at him. Label: Pull-ups. Third: older bald guy in grey sweats doing situps and cussing and sweating Label: Sit-ups. fourth: woman grinning manically at the stove, flipping something greasy in a frying pan which also has a grilled cheese sandwich. she's drooling. Label: Fry-ups

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Vitamin C



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Friday, August 01, 2014

His & Hers Beauty Routines


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