Monday, September 21, 2026

Snack Support Group

a hotdog, a packet of frenchfries, a piece of cake, and a carrot sit in a conversation circle. the cake is knitting. all are listening to carrot who looks disconsolate and says "when i go out to buffets i just feel like no one sees me, you know what i mean?" 

TCBC

 

 



 

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Friday, September 18, 2026

Fate is in the Stars

two people are out walking at night. one looks up and sees a giant meteor heading towards them. she says "our fate is written in the stars," and the other person refuses to look up from the sidewalk and says "I don't believe in that stuff."

 

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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Hangnail

A doctor examines the hand of a man who has three drooling fanged eel monsters growing out of the top of his head, and she says, "so, you're concerned about this hangnail?" as she looks nervously at the monsters.

 

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Monday, September 14, 2026

The Super Amazing Investment: A Begonia the Zombie Secretary Adventure


I wrote a few Begonia comics for German magazine PLOP.  This was in the April 2021 edition, when everyone - even two-dimensional zombies and scam artists - had to wear masks when talking to other people.

An upper echelon executive falls for an investment scam, but he needs to send a fax and he doesn't know how. so he foolishly asks the zombie secretary for help.
Begonia tells the executive he has to go a few blocks down the street to find a fax machine. when Svetlana the coworker asks Begonia why she's so mean, Begonia explains. Later over dinner she tells her sister what she said - look it up in wikipedia - Zombies are beings who wander the earth to torment the living. And then Begonia ate Svetlana's brain.



 

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Friday, September 11, 2026

Annual Goals

A happy vampire CEO sits at their desk telling the miserable employee across from them, "i've added a new goal for your annual review - two pints of blood per quarter!"

 

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Thursday, September 10, 2026

1MCA2


 One Million Cups - Ann Arbor Edition!

thank you, Kauffman Foundation 

 

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Thursday, September 03, 2026

Trusted Advisor

a sheep in a meadow holds a sheaf of papers, and looks up at a very big wolf in a business suit. the wolf holds a briefcase in one paw, and reaches out to shake hands with the sheep, saying, "My qualifications? Why I've had thousands of clients like you."

 

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