Showing posts with label teacher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teacher. Show all posts

Sunday, September 14, 2025

Budget Cuts

A biology lecturer shows a projected slide packed with thousands of teeny words and images. she says "due to budget cuts, we had to put the entire semester on one slide."

 

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Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Shark Half-Fortnight: School Teacher


Mid-ocean. A school of young sharks is gathered around their teacher. One child raises a fin and asks, "Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?" The teacher, with a bored look, replies, "I eat you."
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Monday, May 18, 2020

4 Things Yogis Worry About


Yogi #1: thinking "please don't say it in sanskrit, please don't say it in sa-" and the teacher says "Dho mukha svanasana." Yogi #2: doing the back bend Camel Pose, thinking, "What if i can't get back up?" Yogi #3 speaking for several people in class who are all examining different bits of their bodies, "Teacher? We don't actually know what a sacrum is." Yogi #4: doing a downward dog pose, thinking "This" (is what we worry about) as a tiny fart escapes.
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Friday, May 15, 2020

Yoga Half-Moon Pose


Yoga studio. all the students are doing half-moon pose, which means touching the ground with one hand, standing on one leg, the other leg and arm high in the air. one student's tight yoga pants have just ripped at the seat, revealing lacy teal underwear, and she's blushing bright red as the teacher yells "I said HALFmoon pose, not full moon!" yes....an underwear joke. what can i say? i'm in lockdown and no one can stop me from drawing underwear jokes.
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

4 Great Ways to Fail

1. you knew too little. 2. You knew too much. 3. You didn't pay attention. 4. You paid. (FBI arresting a college student)

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Sunday, November 27, 2016

Martyr Complex

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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Self Esteem

timid little milquetoast teacher addresses the terrifying ranks of students staring down.

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Friday, September 23, 2016

Truancy Prevention

Teacher to empty classroom: "Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Parent-Teacher Conference



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