Showing posts with label school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label school. Show all posts

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Traffic Cones Coffee Break

four orange traffic cones are in a workroom drinking coffee and water. one holds a clipboard and says "Jones, you're on I-95 all week." Jones says, "ok, boss, just don't put me in a zipper lane." The boss continues, "powell, you'll be out at the Driver Education lot since Dempsey got run over." Powell turns very pale, and a fourth cone leans over and says, "Calm down, no one goes over four miles an hour there."

 

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Sunday, March 30, 2025

Education vs wisdom: volcano edition

TWO people standing near a volcano. One says, , “look, a Lahar!” The other says, “what?” The first one says, “ A lahar ( /ˈlɑːhɑːr/, from Javanese: ꦭꦲꦂ) is a violent type of mudflow or debris flow composed of a slurry of pyroclastic material, rocky debris and wate-“ as the other person is running away and the lava pours towards them. In the last scene the entire area is just cover3 in lava and mud. There is no one to be seen.

 

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Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Shark Half-Fortnight: School Teacher


Mid-ocean. A school of young sharks is gathered around their teacher. One child raises a fin and asks, "Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?" The teacher, with a bored look, replies, "I eat you."
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

4 Great Ways to Fail

1. you knew too little. 2. You knew too much. 3. You didn't pay attention. 4. You paid. (FBI arresting a college student)

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Friday, September 23, 2016

Truancy Prevention

Teacher to empty classroom: "Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Parent-Teacher Conference



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