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Showing posts with label style. Show all posts

Saturday, January 11, 2025

Sunglasses: 4 Levels of Cool

Four images of sunglasses and how cool they are. Movie Star - glamorous audrey hepburn type in huge hat, peering over her sunglases (10.0), Musician (rocker woman with big hair and electric guitar, wearing red and black leather) (9.7), Random Teen (sweetfaced girl with long hair, chatting into her bluetooth (6.7), You (shows frumpy older woman peering at her distorted reflection in the window of a parked car (0.0)

 

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Saturday, May 09, 2020

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

big city park scene: children playing in a sandbox, a lady walking her dog, a father taking his toddler for a walk, children flying a kite, a lady dancing and singing, a bird flying overhead. all of them have hair down to their waists, or a giant fluffy afro. the man has a waistlength bear also. and the dog has long dragging hair, too. and the bird, the bird has long hair. why? birds have feathers, don't they? well, this bird has long hair, ok?

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Friday, April 17, 2020

Quarantoons: 6 Quarantine-friendly Fashions!

Frame 1: The Fluffbob: a woman with red-brown hair in great disorder, sticking out in all directions, and she’s primping for the camera. Frame 2: The Natural Beard: A bald man with a giant orange beard covering most of his face and chest, growing out in wisps. he’s waving at us. Frame 3: The Fu Manchu: a blond man whose hair has grown long and straight down his back is twirling one of his extremely long mustachios around a finger. Frame 4: The Telework Twinset: a woman with her hair in an elegant bun is talking on video phone. she’s wearing a beautiful aqua suit coat, pearls, and white work blouse. and on bottom she has on giant baggy grey sweat pants. Frame 5: the 8 a.m. Shadow: a man holding a cup of coffee and giving a thumbs up - he’s wearing bifocals, a work shirt and blue tie and has long whiskers growing out randomly from his grey-shadowed chin. Frame 6: the Emoji Filter: a young woman in an orange blouse trimmed with white lace. her face has emoji images superimposed on it - two shiny red hearts over her eyes, two floppy brown puppy ears sprout fro her head, and a long rainbow unscrolls from her smiling open mouth.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Casual Friday Equinox

everyone in the office is wearing half summer clothing and half winter clothing - a bikini top with ski pants, sweather with cutoff shorts, etc., and one office worker says to another: "This is what happens when the equinox falls on Casual Fridays."

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Friday, February 23, 2018

Pockets…and legs

A beautiful woman passes the sidewalk cafe. She's wearing a khaki shirt and denim miniskirt, with pockets on both. A couple watches her. He's thinking "nice legs!" She's thinking: "Nice pockets!"

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Sunday, February 11, 2018

Green Dog Valentine

Ella Cat asks Earl Dog "Why do you wear that hideous shirt?" He replies "Because it bugs you! Ha!" hilarity ensues.

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Sunday, October 08, 2017

Ghost Fashion

old haunted palace, three ghosts in fashions from 1300, 1700, 1920, talking to ghost from 1985, who is wearing legwarmers and big hair.

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Sunday, April 09, 2017

Fine Egg Art

Art gallery bunny examining Artist bunny's pysanki eggs. "Sorry, i can't sell them. People only buy abstracts and neutrals now."

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Monday, September 05, 2016

Hair Salon

cleaning lady to salon owner who charges 25 for men's haircuts and 55 for women's. "Sure I can clean your salon. I charge 55/hour for men, 25 for women."

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