Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts

Saturday, January 11, 2025

Sunglasses: 4 Levels of Cool

Four images of sunglasses and how cool they are. Movie Star - glamorous audrey hepburn type in huge hat, peering over her sunglases (10.0), Musician (rocker woman with big hair and electric guitar, wearing red and black leather) (9.7), Random Teen (sweetfaced girl with long hair, chatting into her bluetooth (6.7), You (shows frumpy older woman peering at her distorted reflection in the window of a parked car (0.0)

 

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Friday, April 17, 2020

Quarantoons: 6 Quarantine-friendly Fashions!

Frame 1: The Fluffbob: a woman with red-brown hair in great disorder, sticking out in all directions, and she’s primping for the camera. Frame 2: The Natural Beard: A bald man with a giant orange beard covering most of his face and chest, growing out in wisps. he’s waving at us. Frame 3: The Fu Manchu: a blond man whose hair has grown long and straight down his back is twirling one of his extremely long mustachios around a finger. Frame 4: The Telework Twinset: a woman with her hair in an elegant bun is talking on video phone. she’s wearing a beautiful aqua suit coat, pearls, and white work blouse. and on bottom she has on giant baggy grey sweat pants. Frame 5: the 8 a.m. Shadow: a man holding a cup of coffee and giving a thumbs up - he’s wearing bifocals, a work shirt and blue tie and has long whiskers growing out randomly from his grey-shadowed chin. Frame 6: the Emoji Filter: a young woman in an orange blouse trimmed with white lace. her face has emoji images superimposed on it - two shiny red hearts over her eyes, two floppy brown puppy ears sprout fro her head, and a long rainbow unscrolls from her smiling open mouth.

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Thursday, April 02, 2020

Quarantoons: Telework Pants

Frame 1: seen in computer screen: man in tidy office clothing, drinking from a mug and saying "Since we're teleworking today, i wore a shirt and tie on top, but sweatpants on bottom!" Frame 2: different man, in plaid flannel shirt and messy hair: "Haha, i don't believe you!" Frame three: tidy man stands up and shows his sweat pants. "I really did, see?" Frame 4: Messy man, seen from head to toe, wearing only baggy white underwear on bottom, saying "No, i can't believe you wore pants at all!"

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Sunday, December 01, 2019

Potluck

long tables are arrayed with dozens of potluck dishes. signs on the tables show what kind of food each table holds: Whole-30, Paleo, Keto, Cleanse, Fast 5:2, DASH, Gluten-free, Zone, Alkaline. A newcomer with a foil-wrapped pan asks, "where do we put desserts?" and another person responds, "Depends, does it have non-centrifugal sugar?"

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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Casual Friday Equinox

everyone in the office is wearing half summer clothing and half winter clothing - a bikini top with ski pants, sweather with cutoff shorts, etc., and one office worker says to another: "This is what happens when the equinox falls on Casual Fridays."

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Friday, February 23, 2018

Pockets…and legs

A beautiful woman passes the sidewalk cafe. She's wearing a khaki shirt and denim miniskirt, with pockets on both. A couple watches her. He's thinking "nice legs!" She's thinking: "Nice pockets!"

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Sunday, October 08, 2017

Ghost Fashion

old haunted palace, three ghosts in fashions from 1300, 1700, 1920, talking to ghost from 1985, who is wearing legwarmers and big hair.

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Sunday, August 07, 2016

Business Bikini


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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Bloomer Wax


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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Gingerbread Shoppers


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