Saturday, November 27, 2021

Packing Peanuts

A couple standing amid several big cartons filled to the top with packing peanuts. the man looks satisfied, and says, "we're gonna need more packing material!" the other person looks in frustration at the labels on each box: 1 plate. 1 cup. 1 book.

 

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Thursday, November 25, 2021

Mama does the Laundry

woman and her grown son sit at the kitchen table. she's got hair curlers in, and is wearing a yellow dress and pineapple earrings, and is drinking tea or coffee. he is in a suit and fedora and is slumped over his cup, no eye contact. strung from wall to wall is rope with wet money hanging off it by clothes pins. She says, "Tommy, when are you gonna start doing your own laundry?" and he mutters, "Come on, ma...."

 

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Sunday, November 14, 2021

2022 Maze Calendar

MAGICAL MAZES!

You’re stuck on hold on the phone? Waiting for your ride to show up?
Put your finger at the beginning of the maze and find your way. If you find the exit before your ride arrives, you win! If your ride arrives before you finish, you win!
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Thursday, November 11, 2021

4 Types of Online Trolls

4 Types of Online Trolls: Frame 1: Seems Nice. Is Nasty. a sweet looking guy is typing busily at his computer and smiling. he types "hi! want to play Farm Babies with me?" but in the background we see bones of dead people, and torture victims hanging from the walls of the dungeon he's in. Frame 2: Seems Nasty, Is Nice. a middle aged woman is playing competitively on a gameboy unit, and he yells “die in a ditch, fartnoise! you’re PWNED!” while the computer plays sounds of shooting, crashing, and screaming. on the wall behind her is a certificate for Teacher of the Year, and lots of pictures drawn by kids, with crayon, reading “we love you” and with hearts and other gushy stuff. Frame 3: History Buffs. shows the comments section of an online article. Reelmerican writes; The pandemic is a hoax. Governnor Hitler can’t quarantine us! Mallard Fillmore’s Grandpa writes: Pfft. Anne Frank had it better!! Chewy34P3 writes: Mussolini would have fixed this faster. CaptainOfMyOwnDestiny writes: FREEDOM4 AMERICAA!!!!111111 Frame 4: Actual trolls. we see a giant shaggy orange beast with pointed teeth sitting in a hammock near a peaceful lake, beneath palm stress. the Beast types on its iPad: thurhug ishug gorotu ushhinuku gorotu dure? duleakum inifir glogzag hakawn!

 

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