Showing posts with label family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family. Show all posts

Sunday, January 26, 2025

Vows

A couple getting married. The minister says, “To be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking again and again…”
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Sunday, November 19, 2023

Thanksgiving 2023

guests arriving for thanksgiving dinner. when you ask someone to put the tablecloth on the table, specify that they put it on the table BEFORE the food...

 be careful what you ask for...

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Thursday, November 25, 2021

Mama does the Laundry

woman and her grown son sit at the kitchen table. she's got hair curlers in, and is wearing a yellow dress and pineapple earrings, and is drinking tea or coffee. he is in a suit and fedora and is slumped over his cup, no eye contact. strung from wall to wall is rope with wet money hanging off it by clothes pins. She says, "Tommy, when are you gonna start doing your own laundry?" and he mutters, "Come on, ma...."

 

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Monday, May 18, 2020

What Makes A City Livable?

International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia  - i missed it. it was yesterday!  but it's never too late to celebrate.


a hetero couple says: Oh golly, we're easy! We just want a place where the schools are good and we can have our pets and a pool and go surfing weekends. So what do you two look for in a city? the gay couple says: A place where we can admit we're a couple.
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Tuesday, May 05, 2020

Kilt Creativity

scottish festival, parading bagpipers and men in many different kilts. one guy has a kilt that's solid red with one horizontal line. he says "ours is not a creative clan."

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Friday, April 24, 2020

Quarantoon: Day 21 of the Lockdown

Family of five adults and two kids in a small messy apartment. three adults are having a shouting match, one is on his knees covering his head. the baby is screaming on the couch. the toddler is chewing on the coffee table. and in the foreground a frazzled lady in rumpled pink bathrobe and pajamas says into the cellphone: "Oh yes, we're all really good!"

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Sunday, April 12, 2020

Quarantoons - Exercise at Home!

a big family is confined in their small apartment. grandma's pushing up the window and hollering, dad is banging his head on the wall, children are climbing the walls and bouncing on the bed, dog is chasing the cat in circles, one kid is standing in front of the television mooning his big brother who is trying to play video games, and is now jumping on him to wring his neck, and mom is holding up a struggling toddler, her muscles quivering as she speaks into her cellphone, saying "Yes, Mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

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Saturday, April 04, 2020

Quarantoons: How do you keep from thinking 24/7 about COVID-19?

frame one: young lady clinking to handsome bearded hunk: "I think about Jason Momoa!" frame 2: family at a table covered in jigsaw puzzle, cards, checkers. baby is eating a piece of puzzle. "We play educational games and do puzzles." Frame 3: blonde clad in white, tossing a yellow tennis ball: "I play mental tennis." Frame 4: crazed mother says "I think about a different crisis!" in the background, her daughter says she's pregnant, her son asks her to help finish the piercing he's begun, a baby is crawling out an open window, grandpa is screaming for his pills, the dog is pooing on the carpet, and someone is yelling from the bathroom "Aaargh! we're out of TP!"


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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving 2018

the family sits down to dinner, but the big tray in the middle is empty. The daughter said she would bring a turkey - and she did....as her date.

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Hanukkah Traditions

hanukkah, hanukkiah, jewish, festival, lights, candle, fire, beard, eyebrows, squabble, family

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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Adopted?

Pencil child asks human parents "Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Greendog Cafe Thanksgiving

Thankgiving Dinner
Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving Guests
Thanksgiving Guests

Reasons to be Thankful
Reasons to be Thankful

Mabon Party
 Mabon Party

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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Hanukkah Candle Family


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