Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Saturday, February 01, 2025

Mantis fate

Two praying mantis talking. One has his tongue hanging out and is staring off screen. The other says, “Buddy! No! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!” The other one says “ don’t care.”

 

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Monday, January 22, 2024

One Fine Day in Biržai


 

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Sunday, June 27, 2021

Zombie Secretary: I Love My Job So Much


Begonia and a colleague are sitting at their desks. the colleague says cheerfully, "I just love my job SO much" She throws her hands up and exclaims, "I want to die at my desk!" A hand then plunges a huge knife into her back. Last scene: the person is dead, facedown on the keyboard. He ghost, stands nearby and shouts angrily, "That's not what i meant!" Begonia answers, "No backsies."

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Saturday, April 04, 2020

Quarantoons: How do you keep from thinking 24/7 about COVID-19?

frame one: young lady clinking to handsome bearded hunk: "I think about Jason Momoa!" frame 2: family at a table covered in jigsaw puzzle, cards, checkers. baby is eating a piece of puzzle. "We play educational games and do puzzles." Frame 3: blonde clad in white, tossing a yellow tennis ball: "I play mental tennis." Frame 4: crazed mother says "I think about a different crisis!" in the background, her daughter says she's pregnant, her son asks her to help finish the piercing he's begun, a baby is crawling out an open window, grandpa is screaming for his pills, the dog is pooing on the carpet, and someone is yelling from the bathroom "Aaargh! we're out of TP!"


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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Valentine's day

Mae, a little girl in a purple footie pajama, is eating an enormous stack of giant cookies and drinking gallons of milk. In the second panel all the cookies are gone and she's holding her giant tummy. Text: "It is impossible to love and be wise." - Francis Bacon

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Saturday, December 07, 2019

Gingerbread Love

the gingerbread man kneels in the white icing snow, proposing to his gingerbread lady. but she sadly says "My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Valentine's Day 2019

Senor Banana speaks: Honestly? Sometimes you make me feel bad. But waking up to you makes me so happy! I need and adore you forever. Bok Choi asks Earl and Ella: Who's he talking to? Earl: His Coffee. Ella: Again.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Zombie Valentine 2018

what happens when a guy cruises a zombie.

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Sunday, February 11, 2018

Green Dog Valentine

Ella Cat asks Earl Dog "Why do you wear that hideous shirt?" He replies "Because it bugs you! Ha!" hilarity ensues.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's Day with Five Famous Authors


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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Green Dog Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day

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Thursday, June 02, 2016

Pan Duro: An Odd Conversation in Punta Carretas


Pan Duro is Spanish for stale bread, literally and perhaps in this case, metaphorically.

Pan Duro: An Odd Conversation in Punta Carretas
Pan Duro: An Odd Conversation in Punta Carretas
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Sunday, January 03, 2016

The Happiness Story - illustrations for book by Anna Kondratenok


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