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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Valentine's Day with Five Famouse authors

Faulkner tries to tweet, but exceeds the character limit. Agatha Christie speed dates - a corpse on the floor next to her as she speaks to the next date, saying (actual quote) "You are far too trusting for this wicked world, dear." Prous has an enormous candy heart with his writing on love, and it's still not big enough to hold his wordiness. Kafka tries tinder, but the prospective date looks like a cockroach, so he swipes left. Shakespeare sends a young lady a text: "Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me LOL. For the one i have neither words nor measure, and for the other i have no strength in measure." smileyface emoticon, heart emoticon. She thinks "Huh?"

at January 26, 2020
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Labels: agatha christie, author, candy hearts, candy. faulkner, heart, kafka, midsummer, mystery, novel, proust, Shakespeare, speed date, text, tinder, tweet, valentine, Valentine's Day, writer, writing

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Valentine's day

Mae, a little girl in a purple footie pajama, is eating an enormous stack of giant cookies and drinking gallons of milk. In the second panel all the cookies are gone and she's holding her giant tummy. Text: "It is impossible to love and be wise." - Francis Bacon

at January 22, 2020
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Labels: bacon, cookie, cookies, dessert, francis, heart, hearts, love, milk, pajamas, philosophy, pyjamas, sweetheart, valentine, Valentine's Day, wisdom, wise

Sunday, January 05, 2020

Memory Loss

In the breakroom at work. One guy says: "I'm worried about my memory lately." Begonia says "Ooh, let me help." 2nd panel: censored scene of unimagineable violence, 3rd panel: you can see it anyway - she's scooping out his brains. Mean old lady boss says "Begonia! How does that help?" 4th Panel: Begonia (wiping lips with matching hankie) "Well, he's not worried about his memory anymore, right?" other colleague hustles away saying "Just remembered, i gotta go."

at January 05, 2020
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Labels: brains, breakroom, censorship, coffee, craniotomy, handkerchief, help, memory, remember, secretary, snack, violence, zombie

Wednesday, January 01, 2020

Braisin

Guy in suit, snacking from the bowl on Begonia's desk: These white raisins aren't very sweet. Begonia: They're not raisins. I used Wade's melon scoop to ake sun-dried brain bits. i call them "Braisins." in the last cell: Guy in suit barfing into wastebasket, while mean old lady boss asks Begonia: Does Wade know what you used his melon scoop for? Begonia, looking at bowl of snacks: That is Wade.

at January 01, 2020
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Labels: brains, food, food altar, melon, melon scoop, office, raisin, salad, snack, Sun-dried, work, zombie
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