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Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Zombie Secretary: Woke-Fish

Date night. Begonia and a young man, both wearing masks, are seated at a romantic little table with a bottle of champagne nearby. The man says, "I'm openminded, babe. For example, I'm totally cool with your being a zombie. In fact it's kinda hot," he says, as pops the cork. Begonia says, "So you don't mind if i eat your brains, then?" the man yells, "Wait! MINE? Are you f-" Next scene: Petunia returns home to see Begonia and the man seated at the kitchen table. the top of the man's head has been sheared off and his brains removed. Petunia says, "Ah great, i see you brought dinner." Begonia. who has begun eating, says, "Yep. And it's still kinda hot."

 

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Labels: champagne, cooking, date, dating, dinner, fish, guy, guys, secretary, social justice, society, woke, zombie, zombie secretary

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Zombie Secretary: I Love My Job So Much


Begonia and a colleague are sitting at their desks. the colleague says cheerfully, "I just love my job SO much" She throws her hands up and exclaims, "I want to die at my desk!" A hand then plunges a huge knife into her back. Last scene: the person is dead, facedown on the keyboard. He ghost, stands nearby and shouts angrily, "That's not what i meant!" Begonia answers, "No backsies."

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Sunday, June 20, 2021

Solstice June 2021


 

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Labels: coronavirus, covid-19, face mask, mask, pandemic, solstice, stonehenge, sun, year