Showing posts with label medicine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label medicine. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Beet 3: Frankie the Hotdog Returns

Beet is sitting on a park bench in the early morning. Frankie the hotdog walks up with a cane, leg cast, and head bandages, and says "Hi, Beet." Beet, startled, says "Frankie! i thought a cat ate you!" Frankie says, "Oh, i'm fine. I'm tofu. The cat didn't like me much." Frankie opens a thermos and pours coffee for them, while beet says, "They do say tofu is good for you." Frankie replies, "for me it sure is!" and they toast their coffee cups and laugh.

 

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Tuesday, March 11, 2025

What seems to be the problem?


 

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Sunday, November 20, 2022

Organ Donor

Suburban street. a paramedic kneels next to a pumpkin sprawled on its back, legs sticking up in the air. the neighbors stand around watching. emergeny vehicles are parked at the curb. one has a big red cross and a picture of a pie on the side. a person dressed all in white with a chef's toque on their head walks up to the fallen pumpkin, holding a cooler chest with a red cross on it in one hand, and a saw in the othe hand. they say, "is this the organ donor?"

 

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Sunday, June 12, 2022

4 Medical Excuses to get you out of anything!


 

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Monday, April 05, 2021

COVID Vaccine for You...and You...and you too.

A COVID-19 clinic waiting room. A white-haired man says to a younger woman, "I need it because I'm 85. You?" and she replies, "I also need it because you're 85."

 

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Monday, May 04, 2020

Autotranslate: Emergency Texts from the Government

two different women staring perplexedly at their cellphones. one has a text reading "If you have high blood pressure, dry hair, or a swollen chest, call your local doctor by phone!" the other phone reads, "Follow good hygiene and keep atrophy safe!"

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Saturday, April 04, 2020

Quarantoons: How do you keep from thinking 24/7 about COVID-19?

frame one: young lady clinking to handsome bearded hunk: "I think about Jason Momoa!" frame 2: family at a table covered in jigsaw puzzle, cards, checkers. baby is eating a piece of puzzle. "We play educational games and do puzzles." Frame 3: blonde clad in white, tossing a yellow tennis ball: "I play mental tennis." Frame 4: crazed mother says "I think about a different crisis!" in the background, her daughter says she's pregnant, her son asks her to help finish the piercing he's begun, a baby is crawling out an open window, grandpa is screaming for his pills, the dog is pooing on the carpet, and someone is yelling from the bathroom "Aaargh! we're out of TP!"


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Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Pre Surgery Procedure


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