Saturday, December 31, 2016

Hanukkah Traditions

hanukkah, hanukkiah, jewish, festival, lights, candle, fire, beard, eyebrows, squabble, family

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Saturday, December 24, 2016

Santa's Present

Santa comes to everyone, even the man lost in the desert, who receives a watch for christmas.

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Friday, December 23, 2016

Green Dog Christmas

Holiday Safety
Holiday Safety

Coffee Christmas Tree
Coffee Christmas Tree

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Saturday, December 17, 2016

Christmas with the Sock Puppet Family


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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Adopted?

Pencil child asks human parents "Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

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Sunday, December 04, 2016

Pineapple in a Dinghy

They're sinking and everyone seems angry at the pineapple in his little red pants already going underwater. he says "Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple!"

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Sunday, November 27, 2016

Martyr Complex

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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Greendog Cafe Thanksgiving

Thankgiving Dinner
Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving Guests
Thanksgiving Guests

Reasons to be Thankful
Reasons to be Thankful

Mabon Party
 Mabon Party

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Sunday, November 20, 2016

Knitting App


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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Self Esteem

timid little milquetoast teacher addresses the terrifying ranks of students staring down.

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Sunday, November 06, 2016

Rapunzel's Plumber

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel." says the plumber, extracting from her shower drain the world's largest hairball.

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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Green Dog Cafe Halloween

Green Dog Cafe Halloween
Green Dog Cafe Halloween

Demon of Addiction
Demon of Addiction

Pumpkins
Pumpkins

Mummy and Cleopatra
Mummy and Cleopatra

Scary Cat Costume
Scary Cat Costume
Halloween Cookies
Halloween Cookies

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Friday, October 14, 2016

Awards Ceremony

Clueless CEO: This is my favorite time of year when we celebrate our achievements. Audience: get me out of here, HE got an award? I can't walk up there in front of everyone! I did ALL the work, they never worked on it.

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Friday, October 07, 2016

Boogeyman Blues


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Friday, September 23, 2016

Truancy Prevention

Teacher to empty classroom: "Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

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Friday, September 16, 2016

The Cake Whisperer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake....the cake is....magnificent!"

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Sunday, September 11, 2016

Green Dog Equinox

Green Dog Equinox
Green Dog Equinox

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Monday, September 05, 2016

Hair Salon

cleaning lady to salon owner who charges 25 for men's haircuts and 55 for women's. "Sure I can clean your salon. I charge 55/hour for men, 25 for women."

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Friday, September 02, 2016

Manna From Heaven

"Don't feed them! It just makes them dependent."

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Friday, August 26, 2016

Monday Blues


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