Gentoons: The Super Amazing Investment: A Begonia the Zombie Secretary Adventure

Monday, September 14, 2026

The Super Amazing Investment: A Begonia the Zombie Secretary Adventure

I wrote a few Begonia comics for German magazine PLOP. This was in the April 2021 edition, when everyone - even two-dimensional zombies and scam artists - had to wear masks when talking to other people.

An upper echelon executive falls for an investment scam, but he needs to send a fax and he doesn't know how. so he foolishly asks the zombie secretary for help.

Begonia tells the executive he has to go a few blocks down the street to find a fax machine. when Svetlana the coworker asks Begonia why she's so mean, Begonia explains. Later over dinner she tells her sister what she said - look it up in wikipedia - Zombies are beings who wander the earth to torment the living. And then Begonia ate Svetlana's brain.