Showing posts with label cooking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cooking. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Zombie Secretary: Woke-Fish

Date night. Begonia and a young man, both wearing masks, are seated at a romantic little table with a bottle of champagne nearby. The man says, "I'm openminded, babe. For example, I'm totally cool with your being a zombie. In fact it's kinda hot," he says, as pops the cork. Begonia says, "So you don't mind if i eat your brains, then?" the man yells, "Wait! MINE? Are you f-" Next scene: Petunia returns home to see Begonia and the man seated at the kitchen table. the top of the man's head has been sheared off and his brains removed. Petunia says, "Ah great, i see you brought dinner." Begonia. who has begun eating, says, "Yep. And it's still kinda hot."

 

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Monday, April 27, 2020

Quarantoon: Carrot Soup

a pot of bubbling soup in the foreground next to a chopping board with a big knife, half a lemon, a potato, and some green onions. to the side is a table with a bowl and spoon. and across the kitchen there is a man standing in front of the open fridge. the crisper drawer is open and a carrot and a parsnip or a turnip are waving their fists. the Turnip has a sign that says "Freebom!" the Carrot yells "We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!" And the man says "Ok" with a smile.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Quarantoons: 4 Activities to Balance your Health

four images. first: Woman doing pushups, cats supervising her, she's swearting. labeled Push-ups. Second: skinny guy in his tighty-whities trying to do a chin-up while his dog barks at him. Label: Pull-ups. Third: older bald guy in grey sweats doing situps and cussing and sweating Label: Sit-ups. fourth: woman grinning manically at the stove, flipping something greasy in a frying pan which also has a grilled cheese sandwich. she's drooling. Label: Fry-ups

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Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Merry Christmas

Squash the Dog is spooning black powder into a paper tube. "How much gunpowder goes into a christmas cracker?" Señor Banana is sucking on a candy cane while replacing bulbs in an old string of christmas lights, which is plugged in. Bok Choi is pouring scotch into a saucepan over an open flame, while humming "tum tum figgy pudding" -- in the last frame all three are black frizzy lumps waving happily, "Have a safe Christmas!"

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Monday, March 06, 2017

Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.

Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.

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Friday, September 16, 2016

The Cake Whisperer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake....the cake is....magnificent!"

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Sunday, November 17, 2013

Making Pesto


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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Bone Apetit?


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