Showing posts with label parents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parents. Show all posts

Sunday, June 16, 2024

Moving Day: Everything's Packed


 

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Monday, January 29, 2024

the 13th Task of Hercules


 

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Saturday, July 22, 2023

Pregnant? Four Responses to Unsolicited Advice (and Uninvited Frisking) from (Im)perfect Strangers

Four panels, each one showing a different pregnant woman responding to a person's comment. 1)You should watch what you eat. answer: you need to diet a little yourself. 2. you should cut out sugar. answer: and you should lay off the caffeine. 3)do you have stretch marks? answer: do you? 4)a man pats her tummy and says "I want to feel it kick" and she puts her hand on his butt and says "lemme feel them buns move!"

 

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Sunday, October 09, 2022

Normal costume? What's that?

 

 

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Saturday, March 13, 2021

Local Food

a father is serving soup to his teenager. with a look of irritation he says, "Of course it's local food. I took it from our fridge."

 

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Saturday, April 25, 2020

Quarantoon: Day 30 of Family Lockdown

two crazed people chasing each other through an apartment. the female character is chasing the male character, She's brandishing a baseball bat. She yells, "He touched my side of the sofa!" The guy yells "She pinched me!" meanwhile in the foreground a teen with a disgusted expression is sitting in an easy chair texting on her cellphone. the text reads "Barfy Emoticon. Parents are at it again."

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Thursday, April 16, 2020

Quarantoons: Sequestration Yoga

Need exercise but don't have enough space? Try the new Sequestration Yoga! Here are four useful poses for very crowded spaces, along with their sanskrit names. Frame 1: woman with grey ponytail squatting beneath her kitchen table: “Hunchinundatabel Pose” Frame 2: crowded kids’ bedroom. Man with red beard standing on one foot arms outstretched. A baby sleeps on his left hand. a toddler swings from his right arm. a dog perches on his uplifted knee, and a cat rubs against his ankle. “Uppahevibebi Pose” Frame 3: Woman squeezed between her kitchen table and her fridge. she’s balanced on one leg in dancer’s pose, one arm stretched behind to capture her uplifted foot. her other hand is feeding a sandwich into her face, and an open box of crackers stands on the table, along with a cereal bowl. “Findandeetamunchi Pose.” Frame 4: a tiny bathroom. Man on his back inside his shower stall. both legs stretched up above him in the waterfall pose. he’s struggling with his hands to grasp something on the slippery surface to help him get out of the pose. “Owai Kanget Auttashowa Pose”

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Four Flavors of "No"

Maybe Later. We'll see. Let me ask. and the most polite of them all: Yes.





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Saturday, December 17, 2016

Christmas with the Sock Puppet Family


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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Adopted?

Pencil child asks human parents "Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Parent-Teacher Conference



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