Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts

Friday, June 05, 2020

How Not To Wear A Mask


3 panels. #1: "Exposing your nose" Barber and customer both have masks only over their mouths. #2: Exposing your Mouth: Three young women drinking cocktails, eating popcorn, and taking selfies. all three have masks over their noses, but pushed up to let them eat and drink. #3. Exposing your ignorance: protestors in red caps, waving american flags and signs reading Fascist , Reopen, Liberty or Death, and some are carrying assault rifles.
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Saturday, May 09, 2020

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

big city park scene: children playing in a sandbox, a lady walking her dog, a father taking his toddler for a walk, children flying a kite, a lady dancing and singing, a bird flying overhead. all of them have hair down to their waists, or a giant fluffy afro. the man has a waistlength bear also. and the dog has long dragging hair, too. and the bird, the bird has long hair. why? birds have feathers, don't they? well, this bird has long hair, ok?

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Friday, April 17, 2020

Quarantoons: 6 Quarantine-friendly Fashions!

Frame 1: The Fluffbob: a woman with red-brown hair in great disorder, sticking out in all directions, and she’s primping for the camera. Frame 2: The Natural Beard: A bald man with a giant orange beard covering most of his face and chest, growing out in wisps. he’s waving at us. Frame 3: The Fu Manchu: a blond man whose hair has grown long and straight down his back is twirling one of his extremely long mustachios around a finger. Frame 4: The Telework Twinset: a woman with her hair in an elegant bun is talking on video phone. she’s wearing a beautiful aqua suit coat, pearls, and white work blouse. and on bottom she has on giant baggy grey sweat pants. Frame 5: the 8 a.m. Shadow: a man holding a cup of coffee and giving a thumbs up - he’s wearing bifocals, a work shirt and blue tie and has long whiskers growing out randomly from his grey-shadowed chin. Frame 6: the Emoji Filter: a young woman in an orange blouse trimmed with white lace. her face has emoji images superimposed on it - two shiny red hearts over her eyes, two floppy brown puppy ears sprout fro her head, and a long rainbow unscrolls from her smiling open mouth.

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Sunday, October 08, 2017

Ghost Fashion

old haunted palace, three ghosts in fashions from 1300, 1700, 1920, talking to ghost from 1985, who is wearing legwarmers and big hair.

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Sunday, November 06, 2016

Rapunzel's Plumber

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel." says the plumber, extracting from her shower drain the world's largest hairball.

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Monday, September 05, 2016

Hair Salon

cleaning lady to salon owner who charges 25 for men's haircuts and 55 for women's. "Sure I can clean your salon. I charge 55/hour for men, 25 for women."

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Sunday, July 31, 2016

Waxing: 3 Shells


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Friday, August 01, 2014

His & Hers Beauty Routines


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