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Showing posts with label heaven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heaven. Show all posts

Monday, September 28, 2026

Housework

two male looking angels sit on a cloud talking. one, looking angry, says, "she said it wouldn't kill me to help with the housework. she was wrong." the other angel pats him on the back and smiles, saying, "hey, at least you wound up here!"

 

at September 28, 2026
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Labels: angel, chore, heaven, household, kill, optimism, task, work

Friday, May 01, 2026

Afterlife Entrance Exam

a guy surrounded by lavendar clouds faces a computer terminal. on the screen is written "Afterlife Entrance Exam: please choose one". and the two options he can choose from are "Hell: 3 multiple-choice questions" or "Heaven: 3-page essay." his hand hovers the mouse between the two as he struggles to decide which option to click.

 

at May 01, 2026
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Labels: assessment, choices, computer, decision, essay, exam, heaven, hell, mouse, test, writer, writing

Friday, April 10, 2026

Heaven vs HR

St Peter at the pearly gates is using one hand to cover a phone receiver while he talks to the lady at the front of the line waiting to get in. he says, "It's your HR office. they won't let you go until you submit your final performance review."

 

at April 10, 2026
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Labels: annual review, death, heaven, HR, job, paradise, st. Peter, work

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Good News and Bad News

Death in the dark robe with a scythe, stands over a woman who is dead in bed. her wraith is sitting up and she stares at Death, who says, "The good news is you're off to heaven. The bad news is they tax you there, too."

 

at March 28, 2026
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Labels: death, heaven, taxes

Sunday, August 16, 2020

In Hell

scene: Hell. an underground cavern with a lake of lava and steam. Two sinners are up to their necks in fiery brimstone, and from a cliff above them a winged red demon pours a buck of hot lava onto their heads. One sinner says to the other, "It's not the heat, so much as the humidity."
 

at August 16, 2020
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Labels: devil, heaven, hell, humid, lava, summer, volcano, weather

Friday, September 02, 2016

Manna From Heaven

"Don't feed them! It just makes them dependent."

at September 02, 2016
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Labels: angel, desert, faithful, feed, food, god, heaven, judaea, judeans, manna, rescue, sky, supplies, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, worship
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