Thursday, November 28, 2019

Happy Thanksgiving

Sr. Banana: (wearing a wreath of autumn leaves, he hands an invitation card to Bok Choi): You're invited to my Mabon party. It's a pagan thanksgiving. We'll do a sacrifice! BokChoi: That's illegal! Sr. Banana: We're sacrificing 500 chocolate croissants (later, all lying comatose on the floor in front of the crackling hearth fire, tummies full) BokChoi: This should be illegal.

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Sunday, November 24, 2019

Desert Writing Workshop

A tiny raincloud pours rain down on a group of people seated in the middle of the desert. the leader says "Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on Irony."

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Saturday, November 23, 2019

Now What?

Someone sits at a desk writing. on the paper are the words "Once upon." The person thinks, "Now what?"

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Monday, November 18, 2019

Meanwhile, at the Writers' Retreat

far out in the wilderness, a pencil sits in a lonely dirt road. far down the road, a writers' cabin sits alone atop a stony mesa. someone in the retreat house curses, discovering that they've lost their pencil.

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Monday, October 14, 2019

The Ruin is under new management

scene: Haunted ruins, Spirit of corporate guy reads from clipboard: "The ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades, and spirits. All others report to spook resources. Bonuses will be based on teamwork and synergy."

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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Casual Friday Equinox

everyone in the office is wearing half summer clothing and half winter clothing - a bikini top with ski pants, sweather with cutoff shorts, etc., and one office worker says to another: "This is what happens when the equinox falls on Casual Fridays."

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Saturday, September 21, 2019

Halloween - the Nurse Costume

a Halloween party. The male host, dressed as Dracula, welcomes the female guest, dressed in cheerful scrubs and crocs. the host says, "Oh, when you said yuou were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

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Thursday, July 04, 2019

The Good Idea Fairy

the employee has just finished off a big pile of paperwork when a flying lightbulb appears smiling over her, and says "Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"

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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

4 Great Ways to Fail

1. you knew too little. 2. You knew too much. 3. You didn't pay attention. 4. You paid. (FBI arresting a college student)

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Sunday, February 17, 2019

Ego

Office of the CEO. Corner, view of big city skyline. Years are scrawled on the doorway to his office. 1990 at the bottom, 2019 at the top. the Secretary tells a visitor "It's his ego growth chart."

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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Valentine's Day 2019

Senor Banana speaks: Honestly? Sometimes you make me feel bad. But waking up to you makes me so happy! I need and adore you forever. Bok Choi asks Earl and Ella: Who's he talking to? Earl: His Coffee. Ella: Again.

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Sunday, December 16, 2018

Garlic

Customer: Gimme a cup of coffee and the daily special. Waiter: It's pretty garlicky, Customer: I love garlic! Lots of it! (drinks coffee, spits it out). Customer: But not in my coffee!

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Sunday, December 09, 2018

An Atheist in Church

two people chatting in church. one says "me? i'm a nonpracticing atheist."

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Thursday, November 22, 2018

GreenDog Cafe Thanksgiving 2018

come eat! we give thanks today for good friends who are good therapy! and then they served the coffee soup and a fight broke out. and Bok Choi says "I need less therapy"

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving 2018

the family sits down to dinner, but the big tray in the middle is empty. The daughter said she would bring a turkey - and she did....as her date.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Four Flavors of "No"

Maybe Later. We'll see. Let me ask. and the most polite of them all: Yes.





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Monday, November 05, 2018

Berlin Wall -30

people being threatened by a neonazi in camouflage pants, waving a nazi flag, with a tiny brick wall built around his head.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Zombie Halloween Party 2018

So this halloween we all went as zombies to show solidarity tiwh you, our actual zombie employee...

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Monday, October 29, 2018

4 types of Halloween Costume


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Thursday, September 27, 2018

4 Reasons for Procrastination

1. Too Busy (office worker swamped in deadlines). 2.Scared and Confused (someone can't do their taxes) 3. Lazy (happy guy eating a banana and not doing his housework) 4. None (no picture, just a note: finish cartoon tomorrow!)

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