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Sunday, June 02, 2024

4 Types of Tourists


 


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Thursday, June 04, 2020

Hotel Sunshine


A pleasant hotel lobby, a picture window showing a swimming pool and palm trees. a tourist pulling luggage, and looking at her room key, #311. on the wall a sign with various arrows showing the directions to the: Rooms, Reception, Cafe, Swimming Pool, Sauna, Gym, Torture Chamber, Business Centre, Beauty Salon, Disco, Casino
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Monday, March 23, 2020

The Chef is in Quarantine

Ella (the customer): "where's Sr. Banana?" BokChoi (placing napkin and silverware before Ella and pouring water): "He's in quarantined in back with some weird disease." (Then BokChoi brings bowl of food to Ella's table): "I can't let him out here to breathe on our customers. But don't worry...he can stil cook. Enjoy your lunch." (and Ella looks in disgust at her food)

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Sunday, December 16, 2018

Garlic

Customer: Gimme a cup of coffee and the daily special. Waiter: It's pretty garlicky, Customer: I love garlic! Lots of it! (drinks coffee, spits it out). Customer: But not in my coffee!

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Monday, March 06, 2017

Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.

Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.

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Friday, June 10, 2016

The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation

The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation
The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation
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Friday, January 17, 2014

Shovel the Snow instead of kibitzing! and Time to Go to the Gym


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Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Coffee Grinder


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Monday, April 23, 2012

Greendog Cafe


Five New GreenDog Cafe Cartoons
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