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Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Zombie Secretary: Woke-Fish

Date night. Begonia and a young man, both wearing masks, are seated at a romantic little table with a bottle of champagne nearby. The man says, "I'm openminded, babe. For example, I'm totally cool with your being a zombie. In fact it's kinda hot," he says, as pops the cork. Begonia says, "So you don't mind if i eat your brains, then?" the man yells, "Wait! MINE? Are you f-" Next scene: Petunia returns home to see Begonia and the man seated at the kitchen table. the top of the man's head has been sheared off and his brains removed. Petunia says, "Ah great, i see you brought dinner." Begonia. who has begun eating, says, "Yep. And it's still kinda hot."

 

at June 30, 2021
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Labels: champagne, cooking, date, dating, dinner, fish, guy, guys, secretary, social justice, society, woke, zombie, zombie secretary

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Date with a Cork

the Cork family at home. mother and father in cosy slippers. teen daughter in blue heels and a blue purse, is pouting. Father is angrily saying "Absolutely not!" to the young Corkscrew standing in the doorway holding a bouquet of flowers, and wearing a bowtie and nervous smile.

 

at May 16, 2021
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Labels: cork, date, families, father, teens

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving 2018

the family sits down to dinner, but the big tray in the middle is empty. The daughter said she would bring a turkey - and she did....as her date.

at November 21, 2018
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Labels: animal, animals, date, dating, dining, dinner, family, feast, food, holiday, rights, thanksgiving, turkey, vegan, vegetables, vegetarian
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