Showing posts with label families. Show all posts
Showing posts with label families. Show all posts

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Date with a Cork

the Cork family at home. mother and father in cosy slippers. teen daughter in blue heels and a blue purse, is pouting. Father is angrily saying "Absolutely not!" to the young Corkscrew standing in the doorway holding a bouquet of flowers, and wearing a bowtie and nervous smile.

 

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Saturday, March 13, 2021

Local Food

a father is serving soup to his teenager. with a look of irritation he says, "Of course it's local food. I took it from our fridge."

 

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Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Lederhosen

The entrance to the vast Oktoberfest fair. Three people in traditional bavarian clothing (including lederhosen) are staring in shock at a skinny young man with long hair, a black tshirt, and tight black pants. He says "You SAID to wear leather pants. I did."

 

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Friday, April 24, 2020

Quarantoon: Day 21 of the Lockdown

Family of five adults and two kids in a small messy apartment. three adults are having a shouting match, one is on his knees covering his head. the baby is screaming on the couch. the toddler is chewing on the coffee table. and in the foreground a frazzled lady in rumpled pink bathrobe and pajamas says into the cellphone: "Oh yes, we're all really good!"

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Saturday, April 04, 2020

Quarantoons: How do you keep from thinking 24/7 about COVID-19?

frame one: young lady clinking to handsome bearded hunk: "I think about Jason Momoa!" frame 2: family at a table covered in jigsaw puzzle, cards, checkers. baby is eating a piece of puzzle. "We play educational games and do puzzles." Frame 3: blonde clad in white, tossing a yellow tennis ball: "I play mental tennis." Frame 4: crazed mother says "I think about a different crisis!" in the background, her daughter says she's pregnant, her son asks her to help finish the piercing he's begun, a baby is crawling out an open window, grandpa is screaming for his pills, the dog is pooing on the carpet, and someone is yelling from the bathroom "Aaargh! we're out of TP!"


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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Four Flavors of "No"

Maybe Later. We'll see. Let me ask. and the most polite of them all: Yes.





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