Showing posts with label writer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writer. Show all posts

Friday, May 01, 2026

Afterlife Entrance Exam

a guy surrounded by lavendar clouds faces a computer terminal. on the screen is written "Afterlife Entrance Exam: please choose one". and the two options he can choose from are "Hell: 3 multiple-choice questions" or "Heaven: 3-page essay." his hand hovers the mouse between the two as he struggles to decide which option to click.

 

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Valentine's Day with Five Famouse authors

Faulkner tries to tweet, but exceeds the character limit. Agatha Christie speed dates - a corpse on the floor next to her as she speaks to the next date, saying (actual quote) "You are far too trusting for this wicked world, dear." Prous has an enormous candy heart with his writing on love, and it's still not big enough to hold his wordiness. Kafka tries tinder, but the prospective date looks like a cockroach, so he swipes left. Shakespeare sends a young lady a text: "Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me LOL. For the one i have neither words nor measure, and for the other i have no strength in measure." smileyface emoticon, heart emoticon. She thinks "Huh?"

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Saturday, November 23, 2019

Now What?

Someone sits at a desk writing. on the paper are the words "Once upon." The person thinks, "Now what?"

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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Censorship

The writer says "I don't believe in self-censorship" while her writing splashes mud all over the reader.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

Writer's Inspiration

Watching TV: "Come on! Give me some inspiration for my novel!"

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