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Sunday, July 12, 2020

Zombie Secretary: Diversity, Nutrition, Resilience


Panel 1: the boss says to the audience of employees, "Today's topics are Diversity, Nutrition, and Resilience." Panel 2: she continues, "Begonia will present first." Panel 3: Begonia turns to the man sitting next to her and reaches for him, growling, "brains,....gr...." and the boss shouts, "Begonia! No!" Panel 4: Begonia, now, holding the terrified coworker by his hair and tie, turns to the boss, and says, "What? I'm demonstrating nutrition." the boss shouts, "Diversity! As our token zombie, you represent diversity!"
at July 12, 2020
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Labels: boss, corporate, corporation, coworkers, diversity, murrder, nutrition, resilience, zombie, zombie secretary, zombies

Saturday, June 06, 2020

The New CFO


Human Resources office. Hiring manager on one side of desk says, "Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!" on the other side of the desk is a dominatrix in full black patent-leather gear, high-heeled boots, and a whip.
at June 06, 2020
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Labels: boss, corporate, corporation, coworker, coworkers, dominatrix, hiring, Human Resources, money, office, work

Monday, October 14, 2019

The Ruin is under new management

scene: Haunted ruins, Spirit of corporate guy reads from clipboard: "The ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades, and spirits. All others report to spook resources. Bonuses will be based on teamwork and synergy."

at October 14, 2019
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Labels: castle, corporate, ghost, ghoul, gothic, halloween, haunted, management, meeting, phantasms, phantoms, ruin, spirit, spooky, supervisor, synergy, undead
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