Showing posts with label summer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label summer. Show all posts

Monday, January 22, 2024

One Fine Day in Biržai


 

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Sunday, June 18, 2023

Summer Solstice at the Vampire's Castle

a cobwebby basement of an old castle, an ornate stone coffen upon a carved bier, candles shedding yellow light in the gloom. An elderly servant stands near the coffin looking at a pocket watch, and says, "You can't get up yet. it's another 15 hours until dark." from inside the coffin someone thinks, "#&^$% Summer Solstice!"

 

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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

I miss the snow

A young woman in a white bikini lounges on a beach near a palm tree. the sun shines. she speaks on the cellphone: "Hi mom, sigh....I miss december in the northern hemisphere." Frame 2: mom, bundled in layers and an earflap wooly hat, hipdeep in snow, stops shoveling to take the call, and says, "there, there, you poor dear."

 

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Sunday, August 16, 2020

In Hell

scene: Hell. an underground cavern with a lake of lava and steam. Two sinners are up to their necks in fiery brimstone, and from a cliff above them a winged red demon pours a buck of hot lava onto their heads. One sinner says to the other, "It's not the heat, so much as the humidity."
 

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Thursday, July 30, 2020

Shark Half Fortnight: Humid Day


A couple in their underwear sitting in the easy chairs, a fan blowing on them. The man reads a newspaper. The woman is fanning herself with a paper fan. She says, "It's so hot today, it feels like we're underwater." Behind them, a shark floats through the open window.
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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Casual Friday Equinox

everyone in the office is wearing half summer clothing and half winter clothing - a bikini top with ski pants, sweather with cutoff shorts, etc., and one office worker says to another: "This is what happens when the equinox falls on Casual Fridays."

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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Winter Solstice 2017

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice and the days will be getting longer."

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Monday, May 29, 2017

Zombie Secretary in "Exitus Probatur"

What happens to selfy-takers who get between me and my ice cream
Waitin' in line at the ice cream cart.

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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Equinox 2017

two sheep on salisbury plain are talking. Sheep 1: How do you know it was the equinox? Sheep 2:More litter than a normal day, less than on the solstice.

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Monday, June 20, 2016

Solstice at Stonehenge


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Green Dog Solstice

Solstice King
Solstice King

Solstice: Time for Change, nature, bonfires
Summer Solstice: Time for Change

Holiday Traditions
Holiday Traditions

Winter Solstice
Winter Solstice

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