Sunday, March 19, 2017

Equinox 2017

two sheep on salisbury plain are talking. Sheep 1: How do you know it was the equinox? Sheep 2:More litter than a normal day, less than on the solstice.

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Monday, March 06, 2017

Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.

Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's Day with Five Famous Authors


at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Green Dog Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, February 05, 2017

Intergalactic Writers' Forum

Alients floating in a zero-gravity conference room discussing literature. One says “Science fiction? Boring! It’s always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction.”

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, January 29, 2017

See the Future!

Fortune-teller says to client: "You'll do laundry, you'll drink water, oh and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Censorship

The writer says "I don't believe in self-censorship" while her writing splashes mud all over the reader.

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Writer's Inspiration

Watching TV: "Come on! Give me some inspiration for my novel!"

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Saturday, January 07, 2017

Doggie Bag



a dog hands a plastic bag to a smoker who dropped her butt on the ground, and says "Here, clean up after yourself."


at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Hanukkah Traditions

hanukkah, hanukkiah, jewish, festival, lights, candle, fire, beard, eyebrows, squabble, family

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Santa's Present

Santa comes to everyone, even the man lost in the desert, who receives a watch for christmas.

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Friday, December 23, 2016

Green Dog Christmas

Holiday Safety
Holiday Safety

Coffee Christmas Tree
Coffee Christmas Tree

at
Labels: , , , , , , ,

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Christmas with the Sock Puppet Family


at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Adopted?

Pencil child asks human parents "Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

at
Labels: , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, December 04, 2016

Pineapple in a Dinghy

They're sinking and everyone seems angry at the pineapple in his little red pants already going underwater. he says "Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple!"

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Martyr Complex

`

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , ,

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Greendog Cafe Thanksgiving

Thankgiving Dinner
Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving Guests
Thanksgiving Guests

Reasons to be Thankful
Reasons to be Thankful

Mabon Party
 Mabon Party

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Knitting App


at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Self Esteem

timid little milquetoast teacher addresses the terrifying ranks of students staring down.

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , ,

Sunday, November 06, 2016

Rapunzel's Plumber

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel." says the plumber, extracting from her shower drain the world's largest hairball.

at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)