Showing posts with label valentine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label valentine. Show all posts

Monday, February 01, 2021

Valentine's Day Gift

A florist shop filled with buckets and vases of flowers, and a wall rack of greeting cards. The florist, a blind woman in a cute blue dress holds a white stick in one hand, and in the other hand she holds the ribbon leading up to a giant floating heart-shaped cookie. several other floating cookies can be seen in the background. She tells the customer, “it’s our most popular gift - a helium cookie.”

 

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Valentine's Day with Five Famouse authors

Faulkner tries to tweet, but exceeds the character limit. Agatha Christie speed dates - a corpse on the floor next to her as she speaks to the next date, saying (actual quote) "You are far too trusting for this wicked world, dear." Prous has an enormous candy heart with his writing on love, and it's still not big enough to hold his wordiness. Kafka tries tinder, but the prospective date looks like a cockroach, so he swipes left. Shakespeare sends a young lady a text: "Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me LOL. For the one i have neither words nor measure, and for the other i have no strength in measure." smileyface emoticon, heart emoticon. She thinks "Huh?"

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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Valentine's day

Mae, a little girl in a purple footie pajama, is eating an enormous stack of giant cookies and drinking gallons of milk. In the second panel all the cookies are gone and she's holding her giant tummy. Text: "It is impossible to love and be wise." - Francis Bacon

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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Zombie Valentine 2018

what happens when a guy cruises a zombie.

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Sunday, February 11, 2018

Green Dog Valentine

Ella Cat asks Earl Dog "Why do you wear that hideous shirt?" He replies "Because it bugs you! Ha!" hilarity ensues.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's Day with Five Famous Authors


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