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Sunday, August 02, 2020

Shark Half Fortnight: underwater SMS texting


a scuba diver hovers in the ocean, fins slowly paddling, as she uses her waterproof phone to text a friend. Behind her a shark is opening huge jaws to engulf her. Her friend texts, "Look out! Shark!" and she responds, "LOL, right!"
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Monday, May 04, 2020

Autotranslate: Emergency Texts from the Government

two different women staring perplexedly at their cellphones. one has a text reading "If you have high blood pressure, dry hair, or a swollen chest, call your local doctor by phone!" the other phone reads, "Follow good hygiene and keep atrophy safe!"

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Saturday, April 25, 2020

Quarantoon: Day 30 of Family Lockdown

two crazed people chasing each other through an apartment. the female character is chasing the male character, She's brandishing a baseball bat. She yells, "He touched my side of the sofa!" The guy yells "She pinched me!" meanwhile in the foreground a teen with a disgusted expression is sitting in an easy chair texting on her cellphone. the text reads "Barfy Emoticon. Parents are at it again."

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Valentine's Day with Five Famouse authors

Faulkner tries to tweet, but exceeds the character limit. Agatha Christie speed dates - a corpse on the floor next to her as she speaks to the next date, saying (actual quote) "You are far too trusting for this wicked world, dear." Prous has an enormous candy heart with his writing on love, and it's still not big enough to hold his wordiness. Kafka tries tinder, but the prospective date looks like a cockroach, so he swipes left. Shakespeare sends a young lady a text: "Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me LOL. For the one i have neither words nor measure, and for the other i have no strength in measure." smileyface emoticon, heart emoticon. She thinks "Huh?"

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's Day with Five Famous Authors


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