Showing posts with label heart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heart. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2022

Organ Donor

Suburban street. a paramedic kneels next to a pumpkin sprawled on its back, legs sticking up in the air. the neighbors stand around watching. emergeny vehicles are parked at the curb. one has a big red cross and a picture of a pie on the side. a person dressed all in white with a chef's toque on their head walks up to the fallen pumpkin, holding a cooler chest with a red cross on it in one hand, and a saw in the othe hand. they say, "is this the organ donor?"

 

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Valentine's Day with Five Famouse authors

Faulkner tries to tweet, but exceeds the character limit. Agatha Christie speed dates - a corpse on the floor next to her as she speaks to the next date, saying (actual quote) "You are far too trusting for this wicked world, dear." Prous has an enormous candy heart with his writing on love, and it's still not big enough to hold his wordiness. Kafka tries tinder, but the prospective date looks like a cockroach, so he swipes left. Shakespeare sends a young lady a text: "Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for your sake, Kate, why you undid me LOL. For the one i have neither words nor measure, and for the other i have no strength in measure." smileyface emoticon, heart emoticon. She thinks "Huh?"

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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Valentine's day

Mae, a little girl in a purple footie pajama, is eating an enormous stack of giant cookies and drinking gallons of milk. In the second panel all the cookies are gone and she's holding her giant tummy. Text: "It is impossible to love and be wise." - Francis Bacon

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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Zombie Valentine 2018

what happens when a guy cruises a zombie.

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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Green Dog Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day

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Monday, May 23, 2016

Green Dog Cafe 41-50

Strong Coffee
Strong Coffee

Garbage: Time to take me out
Garbage

Halloween Costume and Pumpkin
Halloween

Fight
Fight!

Shoveling Snow
Shoveling Snow

Holiday Lights
Holiday Lights

Coffee Bubblebath
Coffee Bubblebath

Heart-shaped
Heart-shaped

Washington's Birthday
Washington's Birthday

Winter Ain't So Bad
Winter Ain't So Bad

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