Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2026

Heaven vs HR

St Peter at the pearly gates is using one hand to cover a phone receiver while he talks to the lady at the front of the line waiting to get in. he says, "It's your HR office. they won't let you go until you submit your final performance review."

 

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Friday, April 03, 2026

Death and the onions

Death is shopping at the grocery store, a basket over his arm. He's humming happily and contemplating a purple onion. Near by two young men look at him over their shoulders, and one says, "Maybe let's skip the onions today."

 

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Saturday, March 28, 2026

Good News and Bad News

Death in the dark robe with a scythe, stands over a woman who is dead in bed. her wraith is sitting up and she stares at Death, who says, "The good news is you're off to heaven. The bad news is they tax you there, too."

 

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Sunday, March 01, 2026

Last Will and Testament

a small house with a giant billboard built on top of it. the billboard looks like a papyrus scroll, and is lettered in calligraphy, reading "Last Will and Testament, I, being of sound mind..." with the lettering shrinking so we can't read it, but going on for a whole page. a woman standing in front of the house points at the billboard, smiles and says to a man, "I wanted to make sure it wouldn't be lost."



 

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Friday, January 30, 2026

Actual murder in the improv class


 

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Sunday, August 21, 2022

Do Sharks Have a 30-Second Rule?

two sharks in the deep blue ocean. one has a human foot sticking out of its mouth. the other shark says, "Don't eat that. You have no idea where it's been!"

 

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Saturday, August 13, 2022

Interview with a Mayfly

business setting. Mayfly sitting in an office chair. person behind desk writing in folder, says, "So, Ms. Mayfly, where do you see yourself in five years?"

 

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Sunday, March 27, 2022

DIY - Four New Do-It-Yourself Tasks

Do it yourself:  we used to have experts help us with important things.  Now we have to be our own lawyers, publishers, travel agents, and accountants.  What's next?

 

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Thursday, July 09, 2020

Zombie Secretary: I Love My Job


Panel 1: Coworker says: I just love my job so much. Panel 2: coworker happy says, "I want to die at my desk!" Panel 2: Begonia, the Zombie Secretary, plunges a knife into coworker's back. Panel 4: Ghost of coworker says "That's not what i mean!" Begonia says, "no backsies."
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Saturday, June 20, 2020

Solstice Sacrifice


the edge of a caldera atop a volcano. deep in the pit bright red lava bubbles and steams. the sun is just rising. a woman in a white ceremonial dress, her arms tied behind her back, has just kicked a man, also in white ceremonial garb, into the crater. he falls screaming in fear towards the lava as the woman shouts, "you want a sacrifice? YOU make it!"
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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Green Dog 71-80

Groceries
Groceries

Genie Three Wishes
Genie Three Wishes

Gangnam Blackberry
Gangnam Blackberry

Workout app,
Workout app

This is a holdup!
This is a holdup!

Dream Diving
Dream Diving

Eggplant
Eggplant

Sound System Installation
Sound System Installation

Terror in Art
Terror in Art

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Thursday, January 01, 2015

Standing Desk


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