Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

Sunday, March 15, 2026

When Time Travel is Wasted

a futuristic person in a silver suit steps out of a time machine in front of a 19th century farmer who is feeing his chickens. the person in the silver suit holds up a bright yellow rubber chicken and says, "Rubber chicken! Funny! Get it?"

 

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Saturday, August 06, 2022

Land Shark

a rocky asteroid in deep space. astronauts have landed and are reading an engraved sign on a boulder. the plain behind them is littered with smaller boulders, rocks, pebbles, scree. one astronaut holds up a device to the sign, and says, "wait, ok, i've got it. it says, 'beware...land...shark.'" a triangle that could be a rock but isn't is cuttin across the surface of the ground towards them.

 

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Friday, May 01, 2020

The Future of Flights?

inside an airplane. only four seats, all widely spaced. passengers wearing facemasks. Cabin attendant coming up the aisle with a tray with cups on it. the cabin attendant is in full-body biohazard suit, and says "Coffee? tea?"

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Wednesday, April 01, 2020

Hisor Gate: Melon of Melons

Auto Translate: How Bad Could It Be?. Online reviews of Dushanbe's Hisor Gate were autotranslated into English. Here are the results: A Nice Place. | Beautiful Design. | Nuu, Gate as the gate. | Horror | To the Halloween Homes. | Damage Damage. | Dushamba Zyn zyn Melon of melons. (Ed Note: there is in fact a huge melon-shaped teahouse near Hisor) | Rais Hissa, however, did not recover, but did not rebuild the gear. It could be anticipated to increase the amount of ammunition that the ballooned sandy sand sandwich will colapse. it was a great deal.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Jet Lag

Studies show that for every hour of time-zone shift, it takes three days to reestablish your circadian rhythm. Here are clues you may have jet lag: 1. While Crossing the street, you leave your suitcase on the curb. 2. You wait for your boarding group to be called to the table. 3. You used eyebrown pencil instead of acne concealer 4. you find yourself squeezing floss onto your toothbrush.



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Friday, June 10, 2016

The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation

The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation
The Midwest Sucks: One Final Odd Conversation
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