Showing posts with label snow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snow. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2026

Desert Island where something is a little off

a skinny castaway sits on a tiny desert island talking to an enormous snowman. he says "Do you ever feel like something is...a little off?"

 

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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

I miss the snow

A young woman in a white bikini lounges on a beach near a palm tree. the sun shines. she speaks on the cellphone: "Hi mom, sigh....I miss december in the northern hemisphere." Frame 2: mom, bundled in layers and an earflap wooly hat, hipdeep in snow, stops shoveling to take the call, and says, "there, there, you poor dear."

 

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Thursday, December 31, 2020

Gingerbread Iglu

a snowy flat landscape, the sunlow on the horizon. a Gingerbread person is decorating a gingerbread iglu for the holidays with cream, frosting, gumdrops, lollipops, and peppermints.

 

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Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Green Dog Cafe: Krampus at Work

Frame 1: Krampus chasing a terrified boy through a snowy landscape, shouting “C’mere brat!” - over his shoulder, Krampus carries a burlap sack from which cries and shrieks emanate. Frame 2: Krampus stops, hands on knees, puffing. the sack, bigger now, wobbles and struggles. Frame 3: Krampus chasing a terrified girl and shouting “Grrr! Rotten kid!!” as Solstice Goat walks up and watches. smiling. Frame 4: Solstice Goat says, “Busy day?” Krampus stuffing a kid into his bulging bag, says, “Yup. Good thing I’m an extrovert.”

 

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Sunday, December 20, 2020

City: Holiday Lights

Frame 1: Justus, Sebastien, and May are decorating the holiday tree. Sebastian strikes a match to light a fat three-wick candle. Justus says, “No candles. they emit toxins.” Frame 2: Sebastien holds up a tea light, and asks, “How about battery candles?” And Justus says, “Plastic trash, and batteries that leak acid.” May walks past sucking on a huge candy cane. Frame 3: Sebastien holds up a string of colored lights, and says “Electric lights?” and Justus replies, “burning fossil fuels? are you Serious?” Frame 4: May is sitting on the sofa alone, with her teddy bear, finishing her candy cane. Offstage Sebastien asks, “glow in the dark stuff?” and Justus says “radiation!” Frame 5: Eddie enters from outside. Sebastien, May, and Justus are all sitting on the sofa in the dark. Eddie says “What on earth are you doing?” and Sebastien replies, “celebrating the festival of lights.”

 

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Saturday, November 21, 2020

Winter Sledding - Socially Distanced

A snowy mountain slope. several people are out in their winter clothes having a great time sledding - one on a sled, one on a saucer, one on an inflated tube. Each person and their sled is inside a giant plastic ball that rolls downhill like a hamster ball.
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Saturday, March 07, 2020

Bun 003 Shovel that Snow!

Frame one: Bun is lolling on the sofa. the Chef says "You have to work, Bun. Go shovel the snow." Frame 2: Bun protests: "It's a blizzard out there! Can't i do something else?" Frame 3: Chef holds out toilet brush, saying, "Sure! Clean the toilets." Frame 4: Bun is outside shoveling snow and cursing, while chef watches through the window, thinking "It works every time."

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Saturday, December 07, 2019

Gingerbread Love

the gingerbread man kneels in the white icing snow, proposing to his gingerbread lady. but she sadly says "My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

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Sunday, August 06, 2017

Silver, Book 7: Escape from Katchenjunga, or Miss Cranberry on the Roof of the World

If you haven't read Books 1-5, start here: Book 1: Felicity the Freak 









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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Green Dog 61-70

Breakfast Shift
Breakfast Shift

Chop Chop Chop
Chop Chop Chop

Old Toothbrush
Old Toothbrush

Three Wishes from a Genie
Three Wishes from a Genie

Red Bull Dog
Red Bull Dog

Halloween Zombie
Halloween Zombie

Halloween Cookies
Halloween Cookies

Achoo: Pesto and Rhinitis: Just say no
Achoo

Coffee Grinder
Coffee Grinder

Heard Any Good Jokes Lately? What goes Skr Shoop Skr Shoop? You, shoveling the sidewalk!
Heard Any Good Jokes Lately?

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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Snowman's Birthday Wish


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Friday, January 17, 2014

Shovel the Snow instead of kibitzing! and Time to Go to the Gym


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