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Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Rainbow wants a break

A Rainbow is sitting in a dark bar contemplating a mug. A woman sitting on the next stool smoking and drinking listens as the rainbow says , sometimes I just want a break from being me.”


at November 24, 2024
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Labels: alcohol, bar, cheerful, cheery, drink, escape, introspection, mood, optimism, rainbow

Sunday, May 14, 2023

EEO Counselor

business meeting. the bos says: "ok next item." Begonia, the zombie secretary, stands up and begins reading from a paper. "Apparently Wade grabbed her boobs." she points at a colleague, then points at two others. "Reece harassed those two." Points at a dark-skinned man, "Blake used racist language with him." gestures at a woman with a reddish nose, "John says Alice drinks at work." The boss furiously holds up her hand, and says, "stop! Begonia! what is all this?!" and Begonia replies, "Remember, I'm the new EEO counsellor? Thanks for choosing me, by the way. it's super interesting."

 

at May 14, 2023
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Labels: agenda, alcohol, boss, counselor, drink, EEO, employee, equal, gossip, harassment, meeting, opportunity

Saturday, September 26, 2020

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

4 frames, each one showing a person in traditional bavarian clothing. 1)man says "The music!" He has huge curled mustache, plays an accordion with one hand, and is holding a stein of beer in the other. 2: a young woman says "The rides!" she is sitting in a bumper car, smashing into another driver. she drives with one hand and in the other holds a large stein of beer. 3) a man with a curled white beard says "The clothes!" He's showing off his lederhosen and suspenders with one hand, and holds a giant stein of beer in the other. 4) a young woman with a crown of braids says "The pretzels!" in one hand she holds a pretzel, and in the other a gigantic (and very close-up) stein of beer.. .

 

at September 26, 2020
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Labels: accordion, alcohol, autumn, bavaria, beer, clothes, clothing, fair, fall, germany, oktoberfest, pretzel, suspenders

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Merry Christmas

Squash the Dog is spooning black powder into a paper tube. "How much gunpowder goes into a christmas cracker?" Señor Banana is sucking on a candy cane while replacing bulbs in an old string of christmas lights, which is plugged in. Bok Choi is pouring scotch into a saucepan over an open flame, while humming "tum tum figgy pudding" -- in the last frame all three are black frizzy lumps waving happily, "Have a safe Christmas!"

at December 25, 2019
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Labels: alcohol, cake, christmas, christmas lights, cooking, cracker, danger, electricity, figgy pudding, fire, Fireworks, fruit, gunpowder, holiday, OSHA, pudding, safety
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