Showing posts with label egg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label egg. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Easter Egg Trafficker

TV screen showing morning news scene, anchor is talking, and behind him a mugshot of a tough bunny with tattered ears and scars, holding up an ID card with "635846 Coopville Police" written on it. Anchor says “Police believe they have finally apprehended the notorious ‘Coney Kid’ who is a person of interest in a global egg-trafficking ring.” running across the bottom are news feeds “—he said he would give them a good education,” Distraught chick —72 Degrees, 6:03 AM partly sunny today — new Tortilla recipe will make — tonight at eleven: Eggspose! Chocolate used to substitute genuine — Milk Board Fights to Keep Eggs Classified as Dairy, Despite —

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Easter Egg Hunt

Scene: Greendog Cafe. Siamese cat owner named BokChoi says to his coworkers: “An Egg hund is a great idea way to get customers in! for every egg they find, they get a 50% discount.” the door opens and a herd of customers rushes in as Bok Choi turns to Squash, the big English Sheepdog, and says, “Where did you hide the eggs, anyway?” a great crunching resounds through the cafe as Squash replies, “Under the carpet.” and Sr. Banana, the chihuahua thinks, “More coffee for me!”

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Sunday, March 22, 2020

Happy Equinox

It's the equinox! now the day and night are equally long. they say you can balance eggs on end today. Banana: balances egg on its end. Squash: drops eggs and says "Look! i stood them all on end!" Bok Choi: what's today's special? Banana, glowering, says: "Crunchy omlettes."

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Sunday, April 09, 2017

Fine Egg Art

Art gallery bunny examining Artist bunny's pysanki eggs. "Sorry, i can't sell them. People only buy abstracts and neutrals now."

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Sunday, April 02, 2017

Green Dog Easter Egg Hunt

Easter Egg Hunt
Easter Egg Hunt

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Monday, May 16, 2016

Green Dog at the Equinox


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