Showing posts with label disease. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disease. Show all posts

Friday, July 02, 2021

Zombie Secretary: Junk Food

Begonia, and her sister Petunia and another friend are walking around. Everyone is wearing masks but one guy drinking a big gulp. Begonia heads towards him, moaning, "Grrr....brains...". Petunia calls, "Begonia! Wait! He's not wearing a mask. His brain may be diseased." the friend asks, "yeah, isn't eating diseased brains bad for you?" Begonia looks up from where she is kneeling by the felled man, who is begging weakly for help. Begonia says, "you like cheetos, right?" Petunia says, "Sure, everyone likes junk food." the friend says, "And I love Ding-Dongs!" And Begonia says "So do I." and goes back to eating the guy's brains.

 

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Friday, May 01, 2020

The Future of Flights?

inside an airplane. only four seats, all widely spaced. passengers wearing facemasks. Cabin attendant coming up the aisle with a tray with cups on it. the cabin attendant is in full-body biohazard suit, and says "Coffee? tea?"

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Monday, April 27, 2020

Quarantoon: Carrot Soup

a pot of bubbling soup in the foreground next to a chopping board with a big knife, half a lemon, a potato, and some green onions. to the side is a table with a bowl and spoon. and across the kitchen there is a man standing in front of the open fridge. the crisper drawer is open and a carrot and a parsnip or a turnip are waving their fists. the Turnip has a sign that says "Freebom!" the Carrot yells "We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!" And the man says "Ok" with a smile.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2020

A Bad Time for Hypochondriacs

Two women wearing surgical masks. One is running away. the other is chasing the first one, grabbing her arm and saying, "Wait! When I said I'm not well, I didn't mean i have COVID-19! It's my knees. you know how bad they are. And i need to tell you about my rash!"

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Monday, March 23, 2020

The Chef is in Quarantine

Ella (the customer): "where's Sr. Banana?" BokChoi (placing napkin and silverware before Ella and pouring water): "He's in quarantined in back with some weird disease." (Then BokChoi brings bowl of food to Ella's table): "I can't let him out here to breathe on our customers. But don't worry...he can stil cook. Enjoy your lunch." (and Ella looks in disgust at her food)

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