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Saturday, July 18, 2026

Moving Stuff

A man in overalls holds a clipboard. Behind him at the curb sits a moving truck. a woman holds out a fistful of money at the man and says, "on second thought, here's a hundred bucks for you to just make my stuff disappear."

 

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Saturday, July 11, 2026

Extreme Organizing

A couple in a comfy home with a cat and a dog. Everything is labeled - the shoes are labeled his/hers and summer/winter. the photos are divided into groups Kids/Grandkids/Friends. the toybox is labeled toys, the magazine basket is labeled Magazines. the man sits in a lounger labeled "husband" happily reading a paper. the dog sleeps in a bed with "DOG" embroidered on it. the cat sits defiantly on the carpet locked in a staring contest with the woman who is pointing at a wall-mounted basket labeled "Cat"

 

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Sunday, July 05, 2026

Donate or Keep?

two people and a cat survey a room full of boxes. the woman says to the man, "it's easy. just sort everything into the 'keep' or 'donate' boxes." We see that every box has a label. Almost all of them read 'keep' and only one very small one reads 'donate.'

 

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Sunday, November 03, 2024

Moving…. Get rid of stuff!

A couple is packing their stuff up. Piles of boxes everywhere, the woman angrily says to the man, “you promised you’d make me get rid of all this stuff!”

 

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Saturday, April 03, 2021

Workaholic

Easter bunny is hiding colored eggs all around the house - under the ficus, on the piano keyboard, behind a footstool. Another bunny watches, arms crossed, and says, "you've got to stop bringing your work home."

 

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Sunday, April 12, 2020

Quarantoons - Exercise at Home!

a big family is confined in their small apartment. grandma's pushing up the window and hollering, dad is banging his head on the wall, children are climbing the walls and bouncing on the bed, dog is chasing the cat in circles, one kid is standing in front of the television mooning his big brother who is trying to play video games, and is now jumping on him to wring his neck, and mom is holding up a struggling toddler, her muscles quivering as she speaks into her cellphone, saying "Yes, Mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

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Saturday, February 15, 2020

Bun 001 Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time a baker was making breadrolls when suddenly one jumped off the pan. Bun: Haha! you can't catch me, nobody can! Narrator: This is the story of Bun, the brave little breadroll who ran away from home.... (Bun runs down the street and into a chubby kid who licks his lips and says "Yummy!" Narrator: ...and then ran back. (Bun comes crashing through the door into the kitchen screaming "Aiiieeeeee!")


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