Saturday, April 24, 2021

PSA Covid19 posters

Anti COVID-19 posters! high-res copies available upon request. 




 

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Monday, April 05, 2021

COVID Vaccine for You...and You...and you too.

A COVID-19 clinic waiting room. A white-haired man says to a younger woman, "I need it because I'm 85. You?" and she replies, "I also need it because you're 85."

 

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Saturday, April 03, 2021

Workaholic

Easter bunny is hiding colored eggs all around the house - under the ficus, on the piano keyboard, behind a footstool. Another bunny watches, arms crossed, and says, "you've got to stop bringing your work home."

 

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Friday, April 02, 2021

Mugging

inside a police station. A chocolate bunny stands at the counter talking to the desk sergeant. Some of the foil wrapping has been torn off the bunny, and a bite taken out of the ear. The bunny says, "I want to report a mugging."

 

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Saturday, March 27, 2021

Tax Day in Ancient Egypt

Label: One Fine April Day, 8,000 years ago. Scene: desert at midday. a line of people and camels queue in front of a solitary pyramid bearing a plaque: H&R Pyramid Tax Advisers 
long before the pharaohs ruled and the great pyramids were built, independent businesses throve. thrived. whatever. did you know there used to be giraffes in ancient Egypt?

 

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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Expensive Coffee

Sr. Banana, the chihuaha, polishes a skyblue teapot. Smoke drifts out, and an aqua-colored purple-eyed genie in a golden fez materialises. "so, sr. banana. you summon me once again." Banana replies, "Si." the genie asks, "for what do you wish?" Banana says, "to taste The most expensive coffee on earth." the genie says, "and? you still have two wishes." Banana thinks hard, and says, "ok, the THREE most expensive coffees on earth!"

 

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Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Green Dog Cafe: Pandemic Delivery


 

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Saturday, March 20, 2021

Equinox 2021: A perfectly balanced coffee

Sr. Banana is running the cafe from a small service window in the wall. Standing on the sidewalk outside is his customer, Earl, the English Bulldog. Sr. Banana is wearing a surgical facemask. Earl is wearing a plastic face shield. Sr. Banana says: May i take your order? Earl reads the sign on the wall which reads: Ask about our Equinox Special! Earl asks. Sr Banana says: One perfectly balanaced coffee. Earl says: balanced with what? Banana holds out a gorgeous chocolate and whipped cream layer cake covered in chocolate frosting with a cherry on top. Earl smiles and says: I'll take two.

 Happy Equinox, on the day of terrestrial balance, may you find balance in life as well.

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Friday, March 19, 2021

BUN: the saga continues

The adventures of Bun continue!  

Visit the Bun page to read 'em all.

 


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Saturday, March 13, 2021

Local Food

a father is serving soup to his teenager. with a look of irritation he says, "Of course it's local food. I took it from our fridge."

 

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Saturday, March 06, 2021

The Noble Failure - Complete Story

 The Noble Failure - the complete story is now available online. Click to read.



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Saturday, February 27, 2021

The Noble Failure - 22 pages done so far!

Page 22 of The Noble Failure is now online - just a few pages to go!
Click to read!



 

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Friday, February 26, 2021

The Curse of Rhadamanthus

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