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Saturday, March 28, 2026

Good News and Bad News

Death in the dark robe with a scythe, stands over a woman who is dead in bed. her wraith is sitting up and she stares at Death, who says, "The good news is you're off to heaven.  The bad news is they tax you there, too."

 

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Labels: death, heaven, taxes

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Don't Ask

A mover is carrying cartons out of a woman's house as she watches, her arms folded. he sees one box that is bouncing up and down, and curse words are escaping from it. The woman says, "Don't ask. Just load it up."

 

at March 21, 2026
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Labels: boxes, kidnapping, movers, moving, mystery, swear, violence, woman

Sunday, March 15, 2026

When Time Travel is Wasted

a futuristic person in a silver suit steps out of a time machine in front of a 19th century farmer who is feeing his chickens. the person in the silver suit holds up a bright yellow rubber chicken and says, "Rubber chicken!  Funny!  Get it?"

 

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Labels: chicken, comedy, farm, funny, future, rubber, time, travel, waste

Sunday, March 01, 2026

Last Will and Testament

a small house with a giant billboard built on top of it. the billboard looks like a papyrus scroll, and is lettered in calligraphy, reading "Last Will and Testament, I, being of sound mind..." with the lettering shrinking so we can't read it, but going on for a whole page.  a woman standing in front of the house points at the billboard, smiles and says to a man, "I wanted to make sure it wouldn't be lost."



 

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Labels: death, find, inheritance, lose, testament, will

Thursday, February 26, 2026

Minced Oath Day 2026 - swearing in an art gallery




 

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Labels: art, cuss, gallery, oath, swear

Monday, February 16, 2026

Desert Island Email

a desert island with one tall tree and two ragged sunburned castaways. they lean resignedly against the tree. one says, "on the bright side, at least we don't have to keep checking our emails."

 

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Labels: albatross, bird, coconut, coworker, desert, email, irritating, island, ocean, office, optimism, sea, tree, water, work

Friday, January 30, 2026

Actual murder in the improv class


 

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Labels: banana, class, comedy, death, detective, doctor, improv, irony, murder, police, sock

Sunday, January 11, 2026

Could anything else go wrong?

A wife angrily searches the bedsheets while waving her cellphone. She shouts, "First the wifi goes down, now i can't find my keys. Could anything else go wrong?" meanwhile her husband is in the bathroom in his purple pajamas, brushing his teeth, and a creepy green arm has reached up out of the drain and grabbed him by the neck and is strangling him. Toothpaste flies everywhere.

 

at January 11, 2026
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Labels: bathroom, bedroom, cell phone, couples, drain, go wrong, internet, key, lost, monster, pajamas, supernatural, Toothbrush, tough luck

Monday, January 05, 2026

Rush Hour in the Desert

One fine day in the desert, a slew of carpets flying by in a dense stream, bearing people chatting, shouting, cussing.  (why don't they spread out a bit? maybe there are strict no-fly zones?)

 

at January 05, 2026
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Labels: carpet, desert, fairy tale, flight, genie, rug, rush hour
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