Thursday, June 25, 2020

Golf-course Condo for Retirees


A putt-putt golf course with the course running through a toy fire hydrant, a giant hotdog, a sculpture of a roll of toilet paper, a pig, a big blue head, and a tiny condominium building. two miniature lakes and a tiny grassy meadow. a bald man and white-haired woman stand on the grass smiling at the tiny building. the man says into a cellphone, "Well, kids, mom and i finally bought a condo on a golf course!"
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Monday, June 22, 2020

Extra Leg Room


Airport check-in counter: a woman customer stands at a check-in counter speaking to a male airline employee who is sitting behind the desk, working on his computer. she says, "May i get a seat with extra leg room, please." then you notice that she has 3 legs.
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Saturday, June 20, 2020

Solstice Sacrifice


the edge of a caldera atop a volcano. deep in the pit bright red lava bubbles and steams. the sun is just rising. a woman in a white ceremonial dress, her arms tied behind her back, has just kicked a man, also in white ceremonial garb, into the crater. he falls screaming in fear towards the lava as the woman shouts, "you want a sacrifice? YOU make it!"
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Friday, June 19, 2020

Black Appreciation Day


office full of white people all gathered smiling around the desk of one worker with brown skin. he look surprised. the crowd offers a bouquet and balloons, and takes a photo of him, as one of them presents a certificate and announces, "The company decided it would help morale to have a black appreciation day!"
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Wednesday, June 17, 2020

New Glasses


Fly father is reading his ipad and having tea. a plate of doughnuts is on the table. his kid leans on the table and takes a doughnut and says, "I like your new glasses dad!" Dad says, "Thanks, kid." the glasses, like fly eyes, are lenses composed of hundreds of tiny round lenses. (subjoke: on the floor two other little flies are eating a fallen doughnut. one says. "Are they called multifocals?" the other fly says "fly specs."
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Monday, June 15, 2020

House Plant


A man stand on a folding stepstool, watering can in his hand. He is speaking to a hanging plant. Water dribbles out of the plant's pot, puddling on the ground. a cat watches. the man says, "Think of all the thirsty plants in Africa."
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Friday, June 12, 2020

The Easy Form



the Easy Form
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Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Planetary Isolation


the solar system. the earth is at the center, all the other planets are in a ring around it, putting up yellow crime scene-style tape that reads "quarantine - do not enter." Saturn says. "We should have done this a long time ago."
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Monday, June 08, 2020

How?


A little girl carrying a basket stands on a path through the countryside. she's looking at a signpost that reads simply "how?"
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Saturday, June 06, 2020

The New CFO


Human Resources office. Hiring manager on one side of desk says, "Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!" on the other side of the desk is a dominatrix in full black patent-leather gear, high-heeled boots, and a whip.
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Friday, June 05, 2020

How Not To Wear A Mask


3 panels. #1: "Exposing your nose" Barber and customer both have masks only over their mouths. #2: Exposing your Mouth: Three young women drinking cocktails, eating popcorn, and taking selfies. all three have masks over their noses, but pushed up to let them eat and drink. #3. Exposing your ignorance: protestors in red caps, waving american flags and signs reading Fascist , Reopen, Liberty or Death, and some are carrying assault rifles.
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Thursday, June 04, 2020

Hotel Sunshine


A pleasant hotel lobby, a picture window showing a swimming pool and palm trees. a tourist pulling luggage, and looking at her room key, #311. on the wall a sign with various arrows showing the directions to the: Rooms, Reception, Cafe, Swimming Pool, Sauna, Gym, Torture Chamber, Business Centre, Beauty Salon, Disco, Casino
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Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Swimming Pool


Underwater view of an aqua blue swimming pool. a woman is diving down to the bottom of the pool, bubbles rushing past her. she sees a sign that reads: 8 Feet. 5 Tentacles. behind her five huge greenish brown tentacles swirl towards her from the deep end.
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