Showing posts with label counselor. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 14, 2023

EEO Counselor

business meeting. the bos says: "ok next item." Begonia, the zombie secretary, stands up and begins reading from a paper. "Apparently Wade grabbed her boobs." she points at a colleague, then points at two others. "Reece harassed those two." Points at a dark-skinned man, "Blake used racist language with him." gestures at a woman with a reddish nose, "John says Alice drinks at work." The boss furiously holds up her hand, and says, "stop! Begonia! what is all this?!" and Begonia replies, "Remember, I'm the new EEO counsellor? Thanks for choosing me, by the way. it's super interesting."

 

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